Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi) header
Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi) profile picture

Tech Sales | AE | God’s Country

Joined July 2024
Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)Photo by Pipeline Papi (@Pipeline_papi)
As a new AE in B2B tech sales Seems like there is a lot less ‘selling’ than I thought there was gonna be And way more problem solving, project management, and waiting Feel like every night I have a stack of homework to do before my meetings the next day
19
2
114
8,277
First closed won in the books baby 20% of quota in one deal HAVE A WEEKEND
16
1
1
91
4,751
Yesterday we were at stage 2 today we are at stage 3 tomorrow hopefully we’re at stage 1 Tech sales is not for the faint of heart Fun, terrible, brutal, and addicting all at the same time Glad I chose to play this game
five stages of being in sales 1. i'm the man 2. it's all fucked 3. we're so back 4. we might go bankrupt 5. fuck it we ball
2
1
48
1,824
You spend all day strategizing discovery questions and watching old demos When in reality you could just bossmaxxx like buddy here
8
22
2
650
91,976
How to handle gatekeeper ‘Hey it’s papi John told me to call’ Never take gatekeeper seriously Always larp
If you’re cold calling and the gatekeeper keeps blocking you from the decision maker Most reps give their full name and company right away Now the gatekeeper has everything they need to screen you out Hold your name Trickle the name slowly so you have the highest probability of getting through “Yeah, I was calling for John, if he was in” “And who’s calling?” “Yeah, it’s Anthony” They just put you through If they keep digging Go transparent and confident “Yeah, I was calling from ____. We actually work specifically with companies like yours, and essentially it’s in regards to whoever handles XYZ. Is John the one that handles that, or is there someone better I should be speaking with regarding this?” If it’s John “Perfect, are they in today?” “Gotcha, could you transfer me through?” If it’s someone else “Okay, cool, do they happen to be in today?” “Gotcha, could you transfer me on over?” Get the name Thank them If they’re not in Get a callback time “No worries, do you know when he’ll be in by chance? Is he coming in later today or maybe tomorrow? I’m not sure if you know what his schedule looks like” Be human, be kind, ask for their help Most of the time they will point you in the right direction..
2
1
56
3,097
Pipeline Papi retweeted
AN UPSET VS. BAMA UNDER THE LIGHTS AT NEYLAND STADIUM 🔥 LOOK AT WHAT IT MEANS TO THE TENNESSEE VOLS 👏
177
1,405
113
15,649
1,035,016
Question for the AEs out there How long are your demos? Do you show all features or just specifically what they need at that specific time?
24
2
45
12,620
Pipeline Papi retweeted
[name]? sending that ^ as a last-resort bump email is the most effective sales technique i've ever learned it evokes an emotional response in the recipient because people are not used to seeing their name in such an exposed manner. it's almost alarming the format also breaks their pattern recognition of what cold outreach looks like, and therefore breaks their autopilot response to said outreach this has either revived or generated at least one deal per month for me, no exaggeration
14
4
4
372
304,200
Forgot how much life sucks when you have no pipeline / building pipeline from scratch Constant stress but the tequila soda happy hours are that much better Can’t wait to look back on this current time period and appreciate the initial slog it took to get up and going
3
90
2,993
So crazy it just might work
This is your competition.
7
2
77
4,096
Nothing worse than manual repetitive tasks in the AI age Going through about 5,000 accounts and manually enriching contacts Feels like a job that should be reserved for Guantanamo inmates BRUTAL
12
2
59
3,110
Most of the battle so far of being a new AE is gracefully deflecting all the questions I don’t know the answers to so I can look them up later and answer via email As an SDR I was so good at making every question a prospect asked seem like a reason for a 30 min meeting with the AE Now I gotta know all this stuff
15
2
122
10,215
Crazy that after all this time, me & @Pipeline_papi get to do this on the exact same day. Racing him to 3k followers and racing him to the closed-won revenue 😬 Let’s go!
9
1
25
1,273
What a great day
26
2
1
103
3,884
Easy Join tech sales twitter Cue house music Shot of cuban espresso Russian nootropics if that’s you’re style And pick up the phone
how the fuck do you get a job. i have been looking for half a year and have had one interview. there are almost zero jobs i am even qualified for. what even is the point of this economy.
7
1
71
7,274
Pipeline Papi retweeted
The future of sales. The one man, full stack operator.
9
8
4
48
4,945
The annual World’s Best Employers rankings just dropped Did you company make it?
Forbes has partnered with market research firm Statista for the seventh straight year to evaluate companies around the world and identify those that support their employees by offering meaningful work, top-tier compensation, training in new technologies and more. The result is our ranking of the World’s Best Employers 2026. See the list: forbes.com/lists/worlds-best…
3
16
4,461
Tech Sales Twitter
17
41
2,155