Up your arse on the 2nd shelf
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I’ve just been told it costs less to have my gas heating on a timer than just turning it on when I need it on.
Is this true ?
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wtFUCK is wrong with some men & women who are still supporting #RussellBrand by insisting he didn’t actually rape a woman because when she consented to have virginal sex it automatically meant that she’d consented to have anal sex as well ??
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A lot of so ‘famous’ people are now coming forward & saying, just like they did when so many others who were charged & found guilty of sexual assault & rape that knew what was happening.
Don’t they realise that they’re completely complicit by keeping quiet?
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omG I’ve finally hit the age where I piss like a race horse , have a 💩 I didn’t know I needed then piss like a race horse afterwards 😢😢
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Normally my granddaughter asks for money at Christmas but she sent me a a few links for things she’d like instead.
This is 1 of them
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Last year we ran out of sweets because we had so many trick-or-treaters.
So this year I doubled up & guess how many we got ?
A total of 3 who happened to be our grandchildren.
I guess the best thing is we now have a ton to sweets that will tide us over until Christmas 😂
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6wks since my ex husband died. Honestly the more both his wife & I find out that the promises he made to her & our daughters were complete lies. Really makes me wish I could rehydrate the fucker (He was cremated) & slap him de*d again.
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We went to a ‘posh’ do last night.
An old man (a lord) started telling stories.
He instantly reminded me of the mumbling vicar in Mr Bean.
I spent the next hr fighting to giggle quietly.
I got told later most of the ppl in the room were giggling as they watched me struggle.
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Has anyone else who received the £150 warm home discount noticed that their electricity -+ gas usage has suddenly increased by over £2 a day ??
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Today is the completion day for my MILs house.
It seems odd that my husband will never go back into the house he was born in.
But the new owners are a couple with 3 young children so it’s going to be filled with laughter & new memories again.
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See the thing about having insomnia is depending on how long your brain allows you to sleep (3 hrs last night) I’m now absolutely starving & suffering from coffee overload 🤬🤬🤬
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Just seen our beautiful granddaughter do her very 1st solo singing & dancing routine in a countrywide competition.
She walked onto that stage as though she owned it, sang pitch perfect while remembering every step of her dance routine.
This little granny cried her eyes out.
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Just went to put the 🤮 crisp sandwich out for the birds. My OCD is now screaming at me to go sort out next doors washing. It’s hung out all higgledy-piggledy & don’t get me started on the non colour coordination of the pegs 🤯
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I’m 59 & just tried my 1st crisp sandwich. 1 bite & I immediately knew I wont be having another 🤮🤮
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OMG what a few wks it’s been. Yesterday my ex husband’s wife told me that she was having ‘their song’ played at his funeral. wtACTUALf was wrong with this man it was also ‘our song’
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Did the autumn deep clean over 2 days. Now I can hardly move because of the pain in my lower back & left thigh muscle. I have to remember I’m 59 so moving all furniture & then putting them back where they were really isn’t a great idea.
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