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Yo. Big man ting, did you tell your friends you love them, today?
If you’re reading this tweet, text someone, anyone.
You’ll prolly make their night.
#PeaceAndLove
I told my son Jamaica is playing the US in a soccer match. “Daddy! Are we going? I want to wear my new Jamaica jersey!”
Listen. He’s going to want to leave before the 1st half done.
Might bring bring my dad so they can leave if anything 🤣
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Every time my brother lends me his car “PJ, doe speed. You don’t know the road”.
Bent his rim that night.
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My national flag has no red in it. My national kit doesn’t need it.
I want this jersey so bad but if I want a Rasta shirt, I can buy it another time. I WANT NATIONAL COLOURS!!!
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People don’t like thinking about wills because they don’t like contemplating their mortality, and people don’t like thinking about prenups because they think it’s bad vibes for the marriage,
but what fights are stressful like dead-lef’ and divorces?
Trust me. Save yourselves.
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Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison - follow live bbc.in/4sQCkA3
Might do a Hyrox simulation this Saturday morning…
Or I might decide to be a human, and just sleep.
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Taking money from my 401k to eliminate my credit card debt.
Just need to cut those cards up after so I don’t use them.
Interest rate will drop to 8%, from 26%.
