Man In A Plaid Shirt

If my PTSD is ever diagnosed, it began with 4Loco. But did it end there? Nope. Donald Trump's success is doing just as much damage...

I... don't know anyone who has been to Portugal. Has anyone checked on it? Is it still there?

It's Autumn. My plaid shirt will soon blend in with the falling leaves: perhaps now it is my turn to sneak up on the heart attacks.

Ha, nothing to cool the blood pressure like movie talk. Infuriating... nonsensical... poorly conceived movie talk. teapaw.org/HankOfLemongrab/status…

The best Monday morning news I've ever received.

blogs.edweek.org/edweek/curr… Oh... please let it be so.

I saw kids wearing rollerblades and listening to Zunes the other day @drhastings Punk lives. teapaw.org/drhastings/status/6079…

The Speed Racer movie was actually pretty good. Twitter, please talk to me. It's so lonely. It's just cardiac arrests and laundry, today.

I believe it was Gandhi who first said, "You, in the plaid shirt. Go call 911." How illustrious.

Ever administered CPR in mid-air while doing an inverted nose dive at 4g's? I have. Calling 911 in midair was a confusing call, no doubt.

Which, you know, amounts to the same thing. Last time I was hang-gliding, the guy in the kite next to me suffered cardiac arrest.

I find that exercise and dieting help me deal with the crippling anxiety I sometimes feel. They also will help you not have a heart attack.

Just another beautiful Summer. People are outside exercising, enjoying life, and having heart attacks in front of me. There is no escape.

Some are haunted by wasted ability. Some by how little their efforts matter. I'm haunted by ghosts who insist they could have been doctors.

I was normcore before being normcore was cool.

Makes sense, I guess. teapaw.org/edutopia/status/599214…

imgur.com/gallery/0C4L4kx aaaaaaand that's why we have OSHA. Just glad I wasn't there, or somebody would have had a heart attack.

schoolcpr.com/2015/04/free-s… This is a sweet program! Maybe I'll have fewer 911 calls to make, soon. Please, may it be so.

minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/… Welp, that's a pretty good dose of the feels for my Monday morning.

No spoilers, but the new Avengers movie really talks to me. Scarlet Witch at the end knows what's going on.