Joined April 2012
Hartcliffe Haaland aka @PlayerMitchell in the summer. The club pointed them over the road to the gate as they seem a bit more desperate at the minute #sorryCR7 #Ronaldo #wedontneedhim #CR7 #wevegotMitchPlayer #grassrootsfootball #uptheunion
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Mitchell Player to FC Union Bristol, here we go! Full agreement in place between Union and The player. Package includes £5 in coins, 1 sugar free red bull and 1 pack of twiglets. Mitchell will sign until 2027, documents now approved. 🚨🔴 #UTU #newsigning #soccer #uptheunion
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Why did the BBC instantly sack Danny Baker for an offensive royal baby tweet but won’t sack Jo Brand for saying she’d like acid to be thrown at politicians?
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Was only told about this gem today. Maradona scoring a goal in all star game and his mate running on the pitch with a bag of marching powder to give him a celebratory sniff. Amazing... – at Urmston, England
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Sorry referee and your VAR pals put that was a spear tackle on Kane #TUNENG
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Now even BRAZIL are drawing... NAME ON THE TROPHY. #ENG
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When you realise that none of the tournament favourites have peformed to their best so far... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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When you realise everyone else is shit and England are going to win the #WorldCup
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Spain draw ❌ Portugal draw ❌ Argentina draw ❌ Germany lose ❌ We couldn't, could we? 😂🏆 #ENG
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Her: “bet he’s thinking of another girl” Him: “Is it too risky playing Walker at CB when Maguire can fill in, Rashford needs to start but who drops out, do we play two holding midfielders, what if Kane receives no service, do we have a plan B if teams work out our formation”
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If Spain need a manager who can speak fluent Spanish. Look no further.
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Sterling could have at least hidden his tattoo for God’s sake. Outrageous that.
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Reserves Win 8-1 at home V @Combe_FC goalscorers @lardinhio @JLSmith_1 @M_Backwell @dannyrobbinss @PlayerMitchell x2 @Murray501 & Wes Bracey #Swags
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And now, a GREAT moment in Greatest Royal Rumble history... #WWEGRR @TitusONeilWWE
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Graeme Souness: "Arsenal in recent years have not come anywhere near Man United." Arsenal have finished above Man United in each of the last four years, winning three trophies and spending half a BILLION less in that time. Hmm... 🤔 #MUNARS
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We are delighted to announce FRYTHTIVAL, a one day community performing arts and music extravaganza!! Book Saturday 26th May into your diaries - Tickets on sale soon 🎤🎼🎸🥁🎹🎟
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The most controversial heavyweight champion of mankind #gypsyking #tysonfury @Tyson_Fury xitter.cf/dmcglinchey9/status/96…
And they say @anthonyfjoshua is the people’s champ 🧐? Don’t think so. @Tyson_Fury is the king 👑
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Hello, Amal, how's the kebab business? #KFCCrisis
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Aaron Lennon when he see’s Theo Walcott at the Everton training ground...
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