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πŸ₯🐷 APS / Diplomado en Sexualidad / 32 / NB / He/She/They / Una parodia viviente de The Geighsβ„’

Γ‘uΓ±oa, Chile
Joined January 2017
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Hoy escuchΓ© el tΓ©rmino "polvo de gallo" y me dio mucha risa
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I felt like you needed to see this ratio. Well deserved πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯
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Simple: because each fantasy race in Zelda was designed with their environment in mind, which is exactly how real world speciation occurs naturally over time. The Gorons of Death Mountain eat rocks. This is essentially an infinite resource, and they’re comfortable sleeping in caves, meaning they have no reason to work and toil. Thus, they are lazy as shit, allowing them to be goofy comedic relief who eventually face a serious threat - one that Darunia rises to fight for the first time since his ancestors conquered the mountain. The Zora of the rivers are carnivores who hunt fish. This lets them dominate the fresh-water bodies of Hyrule, but unlike the Gorons, they need to work to eat, so they’re all lean warriors. Thus, the Kingdom of Hyrule has allied with them rather than ruling then directly, giving them a free spirit compared to the other races (Ruto very much personifies of these traits). The Kokiri of the Lost Woods are perpetual children, physically and mentally. They are taken care of by a guardian deity, all their needs met by a father figure, who protects them inside a magical forest. They are therefore incapable of protecting themselves once the Great Deku Tree dies, leaving them cowering in their rooms until Link, an adult, comes to save them. The Gerudo live in a bone-dry, resource scarce desert. Their biology also dictates that they are incapable of producing children without finding men from other races. Both of these facts force them to go out into the rest of Hyrule and steal, be it food, horses, or boyfriends. All of these races have a distinct relationship with their environments. Their biology has been naturally selected over time to adapt to those environments. This leaves them feeling rich and fleshed out. If you want to craft interesting fantasy races, then you have to look at the factors which lead to speciation in the real world - people will resonate with it because they observe it every day.
Why is Zelda one of the few successful iterations on fantasy races after Tolkien
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*cutely throws my hemorrhoids at you*
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Last thing on the bill at the ramen spot
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"I don't care what they do in their own home, but do they have to be so in your face about it?"
Gen Z is turning back to God 125 young Christians walked into a mall in Portland and broke out in worship singing "Our God Is an Awesome God" This is the America the left told us was gone
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Lives were changed
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i no hyrulian i kokiri papi
Dear Slim i wrote you but you still aint callin'. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom.
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HabΓ­a un tipo que me joteaba ocasionalmente y siempre le tuve desconfianza y acabo de descubrir que es facho
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Clase obrera es cuando trabajas en la obra
La clase trabajadora como tΓΊ, que te levantas a las 6am para llegar a la obra a poner ladrillos, ΒΏno? Ah, no, espera, que eres POLITΓ“LOGA. Curiosamente los de la obra vienen todos a currar el miΓ©rcoles. La mayorΓ­a hasta con ganas.
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ΒΏPor quΓ© hay que saber de quΓ© muriΓ³? MuriΓ³ no mΓ‘s. QuΓ© feo andar especulando.
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Apparently????
Apparently this is AI and there’s an original video with baby humans 😭
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Dick from a guy in this fit
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Pinkpantheress done lost her damn mind
My pussy and glock always w me
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Normalize twink stunt doubles!!!!
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No le gusta que le hablen hombres con pareja, pero le habla a hombres con pareja
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I JUST YELLED SO LOUD IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!
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Critical thinking skills.
What is stopping you from attending church today?
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