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Follower of Jesus - Retired Rocket League guy

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Joined September 2009
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This game is soo fucking funny🤣
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Ocarina of Time. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect fall night. You are 36 years old. The year is 2026.
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Goku and Vegeta watch a scary movie
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🚨ESPORTS ORGS🚨 Do you want a physical location? Do you want to run high viewership events with no hassle? Do you need easy bootcamps for your teams? This year I'm looking for a year long partner. I own a multi-unit downtown building that can lodge players and host events.
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Good morning
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Looking for one more Rocket League content creator to join @PioneersGG This is a paid contract, but want to emphasize on Content Creator - not just a streamer. Open to someone to host team streams and more for our RLCS Club Championship run - and ultimately RLCS 27'
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Back in my day they gave us tshirts and snickers
kameto recently went live to discuss the situation regarding vatira, zen, atow, and karmine corp as a whole for people who dont speak french here is a quick summary of what he talked about
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God this is so good
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This ball was STILL rising from a 105mph exit velocity, hit the rafters, came down sharply and STILL was just barely came down in front of the warning track. I mean anyone with two eyes and a brain can tell thats a NUKE.
Home Run? Out? One of the strangest (huge) plays you'll see. 👀
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Referees after seeing the Fever had a chance to beat the Aces
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Crazy work by the refs tonight, I hope they got a big bag from the aces
A'ja Whistle FELL ON HER OWN and the refs gave her free throws 💀💀💀 INSANE whistle
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we might be getting a rlcs LAN in chicago next season
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I'll do this a little differently, the top 9 (more like 8..) that inspired Rocket League! -Mario Kart 64: before RL, before there was ever a ball, there was game we made called Crash Course, a game that we would often compare to Mario Kart's Balloon Battle. Continued..
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EXCUSE ME??
Trevor Lawrence on kneeling at the 1-yard line just before scoring: "I'm trying to help support the Bhayshul Tuten fantasy people out there."
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hot take, but I believe it should’ve remained a relatively rare item.
We tried something new with Dev Boost, and it led to a poor match experience and was hard for the global community to participate in. We want this to be a fun reward that anyone can earn, so Dev Boost is now a Free Tier 99 reward in the Season 24 Rocket Pass. Dev Boost is no longer granted by winning with or against a developer.
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A long overdue message for you all ❤️ Here's why I disappeared...
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Balancing a full-time normie job, raising a toddler & a baby, and grinding late-night streams has been tough but I LOCKED IN this year to be the best I can. ​If my streams or clips have ever brightened your day, nominate BearUNLV for @StreamerAwards Hidden Gem 2026! 💎
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My wife did the exact same thing, it won't work for everyone obviously but it's pretty sick to find a nice wedding dress at goodwill
Maya Higa went thrifting at Goodwill to find her wedding dress after recently getting engaged and ended up finding the perfect one for just $25.99 instead of spending thousands of dollars
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