An All-Hazards Force Multiplier.
Joined October 2018
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Really enjoying Devolution by @maxbrooksauthor, the author of World War Z and Zombie Survival Guide.
The story is set near Mt. Rainier which I can see from my house. It makes it even more immersive! Excited to see you at Rose City Comic Con this weekend, @maxbrooksauthor.
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The different responses of my neighbors during the ice storm.
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Graphic design is my passion.
ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.
ALT A colorful cotton candy-type graphic with a bright, smiling rainbow with the words "Don't set the state on fire" in cute pink text.
Looks like I'm coming home to the whole family having the flu. I guess I'm playing nurse until I get it myself. Cool cool cool.
I've been in Connecticut all week for my new position. I've had a great time but I miss my daily view of Mt. St. Helen's and Mt Hood from my backyard.
#pnw4lyfe
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The sheriff's office said the suspect had inhaled some sort of substance and was armed with two loaded guns when he tried to enter the Gorge Amphitheater. koin.com/news/washington/dep…
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Same source has informed us that the tactical plan for this engagement is to "kick the tires and light the fires."
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WHOA! An unnamed source in the Pentagon is CONFIRMING the SETI report regarding an unknown signal being picked up by American satellites. In addition, radar confirms an object roughly 550 km wide (about 25% the size of the moon) heading toward Earth. What the hell is going on??
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She's a 10 but always threatening to destroy everything I've ever loved
ALT Mount Rainier stands tall over rolling, forested foothills.
My 6 year old just told her friend I have a koala tattoo...I was confused and said " I don't have a koala tattoo."
She said "it's on your wrist"
You mean my 18 yo fresh in the military badass biohazard tattoo from 20 years ago?
Yeah....guess your right it is a koala now.
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FEMA Director Claims Spending Life Preparing For Natural Disasters No Way To Live bit.ly/3PSPmJv
Hoping for a quick recovery.
As you are aware, one of our deputies was critically injured in a traffic crash early this morning. Sheriff Pat Garrett identified the injured deputy as Deputy Michael Trotter. The photo is of Deputy Trotter and his son.
Sheriff Garrett's full statement: youtu.be/K4xPMRgBPMw
Late package!
I went onto my Fedex account and the last 8 packages have had the same MO
It says on time for delivery by 8pm then shows delayed at 6pm.
A late package happens but timely notification is needed.
Do better @FedEx
