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I Promise You I Can Spell | SVP of the โ€˜So Iโ€™ve Heardโ€™ Committee | Donโ€™t Take Me Seriously - Itโ€™s All Nonsense Here | Nostalgia Merchant | ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿ“„โœ‚๏ธ

Not London
Joined September 2011
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Never ever do a good deed if youโ€™re going to hold someone to ransom for it or throw it in their face.
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Sirโ€ฆare you done or is there more? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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I donโ€™t think these would taste good -
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There are 690,000 job vacancies available in Britain, and approximately 1.7 million people searching for work. This policy would increase that total to over 2.5 million. There are no jobs. You cannot coerce people into jobs that simply do not exist. You'll just kill them.
๐Ÿšจ NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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Iโ€™d be boiling some sugar and water, then opening that door.
PLEASE BE AWARE This morning, a man stood outside a home near Shadwell Station for over an hour, making disturbing sexual gestures and removing his belt. An unwell elderly woman sleeping downstairs was left extremely frightened after witnessing the incident on the Ring doorbell. The family has footage of the incident and has informed the police.
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Donโ€™t be sorry! letโ€™s do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Iโ€™ve been following an account on insta for several years and the woman has always been anonymous due to protecting her safety. However, due to campaigning she has posted some videos showing her real self yesterday and she was pretty much how I imagined she would look! Lol
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๐ŸŒธ Pocket ๐ŸŒธ retweeted
Some more info: He has a special interest in the Underground and is often seen on the tube so keep an eye out on your work commutes. He was last seen on Nags Head Road three days ago in blue pyjama bottoms and grey slippers
This man is missing in Enfield, reposting here because I know some of my mutuals are from there. Heโ€™s autistic and has learning disabilities - CAD1502/10NOV is the reference number for police ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป
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So Microsoft Outlook are having global outage. Great. Happy Friday lol ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Nine Black women, if we want to be specific. He targeted Black women!
Here's ex BBC DJ Tim Westwood arriving in court. Westwood, 69, is accused of 17 offences against nine women, including three assaults at BBC studios. courtnewsuk.co.uk/tim-westwoโ€ฆ
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I went to M&S yesterday to spread my cheapening vibes.
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People just be saying anything at this point.
I hate to say it but some of you on here have genuine anti-ai psychosis
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How discriminatory is this.
๐Ÿšจ NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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Romeo and Juliet
Without mentioning Ice Age, John Wick or The Menu, name one John Leguizamo Film or Show:
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๐ŸŒธ Pocket ๐ŸŒธ retweeted
Iโ€™m looking for an artist who can create some wall art/canvas prints. Iโ€™m thinking muted olive greens, beige & warm brown tones olive tree inspired prints ๐Ÿซ’ plz come forward if you can create something along these lines for me! ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
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Add โ€œpervert purgeโ€ to this.
Oi you like have been coming with the one liners today! โ€œGroupie Avengers Assemblyโ€ and โ€œBlueface would love youโ€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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Oi you like have been coming with the one liners today! โ€œGroupie Avengers Assemblyโ€ and โ€œBlueface would love youโ€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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I feel like if Ayesha was a hamster, this is what she would look like. What do you think @SheenSkelly & @RaniJuelz_ ๐Ÿ˜‚
sorunlarฤฑmla nasฤฑl mฤฑ baลŸa รงฤฑkฤฑyorum
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Home Alone
๐ŸŽ„ Which Christmas movie is a must-watch for you every single year? ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพโค๏ธ
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Iโ€™m reading two books at the moment and I didnโ€™t research the author or the characters beforehand. However, in one book thereโ€™s a character with my name, and the other books author was born in my city. Love random things like this lol
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๐ŸŒธ Pocket ๐ŸŒธ retweeted
Today I cancelled: Virgin broadband (ยฃ52pm) Netflix (ยฃ14pm) Disney (ยฃ6pm) Hayu (ยฃ5pm) Ordered sky broadband @ ยฃ40pm with all of the above and more included. Sky also covering the cancellation fee. ยฃ33pm saved to go towards the monthly ISA payments. This is just the start...turned out I'm overspending everywhere.
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