8 billion people and only 1 Pockey, we are not the same 😤

Me: I have errands to run The Errands:

My toxic trait is schooling grandmas in bingo clash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1999: "Don't sit too close to the TV, you'll hurt your eyes" 2022:

ladies, if he: - tastes as sweet as honey - is really hot - pays for your gas & weed - has the funniest tweets ever he’s not your man. he’s a bear... named Pockey (who is single btw 😉)

my first mistake: wanting to be an adult my whole life... that shit gets old fast

high thought of the day: if weed is not healthy, then why is it green.... 👀 🍃

no one: me: in my room at 2 am on a school night

Who is going to let POCKEY speak at their commencement ceremony? 🥺

You already know what ill be doing today... 🍽🌮 BTW MEXICAN PIZZA IS BACK #TacoTuesday

Idc if I'm up til 3am playing bubble shot, it's not the next day until I wake up 😤

Let's bring back a classic 🍬🐻

rt if mondays should be illegal #mondaythoughts

Woke up with a lil Pockey full of sunshine ☀️

playing games baked>>>

Bottomless mimosas are great…but has anyone ever considered bottomless bongs? 💨

oopps that was embearassing... 💨

Wake n Bake for all 🍃💨 #WhenSnoopBuysTwitter

honey your ex​ 🤝​ always sticking around

nobody: me: at 4 am with the munchies