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Only just a bit? I don't know. It looks like a lot.
۩ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ۩ (@BornToWreck_) profile picture۩ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ۩@BornToWreck_Sep 30
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀      " Mm , just a bit . " ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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Someone missing me?
۩ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ۩ (@BornToWreck_) profile picture۩ 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ۩@BornToWreck_Sep 20
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀      " Where is @PoisonInLace ?? " ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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I have a small scratch on the upper side of my nose and it's the weirdest feeling.
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That look is serving.
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My kind of Lego set.
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I broke him with that one. There were tears rolling down his face from laughter.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Me: How did Erika Kirk get a WrestleMania entrance at the funeral? @PoisonInLace: Clearly his time is up and her time is now.
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I don't want the house. Dogs are on my list.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Act now and you can prove logically you get the house too.
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You have entirely convinced me of this.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Plus he a Slaygent? See? You get him in the divorce.
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Hmm... Good point. And he thinks I'm hot.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
1) you’re easier to like. 2) Brandi likes you, he’s got a wife to keep happy.
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Logically? He was friends with Cardona first.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Logically, you should get him in the divorce?
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You cannot just compliment my tits and then casually tell me to steal Cody in the same breath. But you’re not wrong. I’ve got the title, the glow, and apparently the divorce body. Cody is too good to leave behind. I have officially retired from that grooming position.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Chelsea, you just slayed a public appearance that made your tits look bigger than my dreams. You are already rocking the post marriage bod, you’ve got the title, take Cody in the divorce and leave him.
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At least you’re still staying alive.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Halfway to death and senility, couldn’t be crazier.
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Hello darkness, your old age.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
I’m almost 50, my dreams are as dead as I am inside.
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It's true! It's very true. Don't believe a man who claims to be a victim yet also calls my boobs bigger than his dreams.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
Nope. Can’t prove it, I strongly deny it. Believe the victims, and I am a victim of your slander.
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TWO WEEKS?! And you just let me continue living in denial?! I could’ve been divorced, healed, glowing, and causing problems by now. Honestly, Phil, your failure to intervene sooner is almost as offensive as the man himself.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
I’ve been telling you for like two weeks now.
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I could’ve been saved from having to shave a disgusting back.
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I swear to everyone reading this that you're a PartiHOT! I SWEAR IT.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 10
There is no better tweet about my shithousery than this. I don’t even need to be conscious to be a cheeky bastard.
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Day 1 of trying to turn @afckingpipebomb into a SLAYGENT™: He fell asleep on the tour bus, so naturally I attempted to sneak a fabulous hat onto his head. HOWEVER- This man somehow woke up in his sleep, rejected the slay, and put on a CUBS HAT. HE WAS ASLEEP.
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I am being sabotaged by a man who is unconscious. 😭💅
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At least I know you'll back me up when it comes to that gross man.
𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯 (@afckingpipebomb) profile picture𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝟭 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝟭 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝟯@afckingpipebombSep 3
My name is Phil Brooks and I approve this message. This is my El Presidente.
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