Poker Roasters

When asked if he wanted to check out the Fremont Experience Allen Kessler responded "you had me at free."

The Only Friends Podcast is returning, with many calling this poker's greatest comeback since Schuyler Thornton overcame a massive chip deficit to defeat Soheb Porbandarwala.

Midterms were a referendum on Trump, with many voters deciding that the only self obsessed blowhard from New York who should fail to deliver on his delusions of grandeur is Nicky Palma.

Kevin Gao and Lynne Ji have officially committed...to being poker's most tumultuous on again off again couple since CoCo and Eden Rocks.

Many are surprised to see Kevin Gao make peace with Lynne Ji. Usually when Lynne buries the hatchet it's several inches into Kgao's deltoid.

Many are furious that Sammy Farha struck a Houston area dealer. And that's just because the dealer wasn't Bobby Schmidt III.

The Lake Tahoe circuit is underway at Caesars Republic, a venue named after the Roman Emperor who was stabbed 23 times after getting in an argument with Lynne Ji.

Pittsburgh Steelers crossed the Atlantic and won by 6 in Paris, avenging the time Pittsburgh Berkey crossbooked the Land Tic and lost six figures in Paris.

Violence is never the answer. Frankly the only time to rage against a door is after being quoted the price of door tickets to Big Huni's July 4th bash.

Kevin Gao goes by "KGao", a nickname born of such little thought and effort that Phil Hellmuth plans to make it the theme of his next Main Event entrance.

KGAO alleges that Lynne retrieved a knife then stabbed him in a moment of anger, or as John Monnette calls it, a moment.

Lynne Ji posted $1 million bail after an alleged stabbing, marking poker's most expensive thing involving a kitchen knife since the prime rib carving station at All-American Dave's.

When asked if it's appropriate for Lynne to get back at KGAO with a kitchen knife Bencb responded "you had me at get back in the kitchen."

Lynne Ji has been accused of attempted murder, in what David Lappin is calling the worst deed by a Lin since Tony Ren accidentally assisted a friend one time.

Many in the poker world want Lynne Ji to see a bit of jail time, except for Allen Kessler who is hoping the case ends in a plea bargain.

KGAO alleges that his assailant could face a sentence of 5 to 10 years, or as Christoph Vogelsang calls it, a slap on the wrist.

Alleged stabbing victim KGAO spoke to Doug Polk. Gao gave Doug the exclusive due to their mutual bond of the world seeing their bare exposed shoulders.

Paris needs water cannons due to widespread Unrest. As opposed to Las Vegas which needs water due to widespread Brian Rast.

Thousands are protesting in the streets of France due to economic hardship. And that's just the backers of Jean Robert Belande.

Tesla unveiled a flying car. According to Elon Musk the vehicle is designed to help drivers who are currently stuck in the Paris parking garage.