Person, dog & cat mom, wife, supreme user of sarcasm, and I like books too
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Pmj retweeted
Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
PSA for those of you sitting with me in Hurricane Isaias’ cone
DO YOUR LAUNDRY NOW
You really don’t want to be stuck wearing your uncomfortable underwear when you don’t have AC
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Activist: "Farmers pump their cows full of antibiotics. It's in every glass of milk."
Dairy farmer: "Do you know what happens if it is?"
Activist: "People drink it."
Dairy farmer: "The tanker gets tested at the gate. One cow's worth of antibiotic in 20,000 litres and the whole load goes down the drain. Every farm on the run that morning gets their milk tipped, and the farm that did it pays for all of it."
Activist: "So you're saying it never happens."
Dairy farmer: "I'm saying a treated cow on this farm gets red tape round her leg, goes to the back of the parlour, and her milk goes in a bucket for 6 days. I treat her like she's radioactive, because financially she is."
Activist: "You still use them."
Dairy farmer: "On a cow that's ill. Same as you. The vet writes it up, the date goes on the wall, and the wall's checked. Use on this farm is about half what it was 10 years ago, and that's every dairy I know."
Activist: "Routine use in feed, then."
Dairy farmer: "Illegal for years. Growth promoters went 20 years ago. You're describing a chicken shed in a country I don't farm in."
Activist: "You can't prove it's not in the milk."
Dairy farmer: "I can prove it 3 times a week, because they test it 3 times a week and send me the sheet. When did you last get a sheet on your oat drink?"
Activist: "That's different."
Dairy farmer: "It is. Nobody tests it. Mine's the most inspected liquid in your kitchen and it's the one you're scared of."
Pmj retweeted
Gay rights succeeded because they asked society for something profoundly liberal: let consenting adults live their lives without persecution.
Gender activism made a fundamentally different demand: change your language, change your definitions and sometimes surrender sex-based boundaries.
No wonder it became divisive.
Pmj retweeted
The fastest female, 100-meter sprinter in recorded history is American legend Florence Griffith Joyner. She set the world record of 10.49 seconds on July 16, 1988.
In 2026, there were over 1000 high school boys that beat this record! You read that correctly. In this year alone, there were over 1000 high school boys that beat the record of fastest woman in the world ever!
If just one of those boys, or a meager 1/10 of 1%, decided to compete as a woman, he would crush the women’s world record!
I’m not talking about a high school record or a college record or even an Olympic or professional record. I’m talking about the women’s world record that has held since 1988!
Remind me again, why you’re not supportive of women’s rights.
Pmj retweeted
I support single-sex spaces and I’m not right-wing. Pass it on. #notrightwing
So, due to the miracle of modern technology, it takes 3-5 days to get a new car battery in your car, because it has to be calibrated by a mechanic
I kinda think a trip to O’Reilly’s and a crescent wrench was a better option. Took under an hour, including drive time
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Pmj retweeted
Adults need to man up and stop saying its the girls who need to solve the problem of boys stealing their opportunities.
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A woman joins a Country Club, and when she hears some guys talking about their round, she says, “I played on my College Golf Team, and was pretty good. Mind if I join you all next week?”
Nobody wants to say ‘yes’ but they’re sort of on the spot, so finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30a" almost hoping that the early tee-time will cause her to reconsider.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30a - sharp, and proceeds to beat all of them with a blistering 2-under par round.
Turns out that a he's lots of fun, funny, and the guys are thoroughly impressed by their new ‘fourth’.
They congratulate her on her game and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30a, or 6:45a."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30a sharp!
Only this time, she plays left-handed, and again handily beats them, playing an even par round with her off hand.
The three guys are incredulous.
They're totally amazed.
They can't figure her out.
She's very pleasant and a gracious winner.
They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.
This week she plays right-handed and again, narrowly, beats all three of them.
The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their play, they can't seem to hold a grudge.
This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushes, and then grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."
"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
