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Justin Lynch

@PongoTwizzleton

Smoggy and legendary window cleaner. Exiled to the Norfolk area in 1992 for a crime he didn't commit. Holder of Certificate of Norfolk Localness.

 North Walsham, England
Joined April 2009
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As McClaren takes on the Jamaica team as head coach, will we see more linguistic exploits from him?
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This is our pool venue. The council want the decking removed because it hasn’t “enhanced the appearance and character of the area” which is balls. Pleeeeease sign the petition (ignore anything about money), we’d be grateful. #norwich chng.it/DJCMQnYG7F
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Rishi Sunak and David Cameron are attempting to feed sheep at a farm in North Devon. The sheep have run away.
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Bugger. #borolive
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edith bowman@edibow8 Jan 2023
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The nurses who sacrificed so much to keep us safe during the pandemic are now facing an unprecedented Government campaign of misinformation & outright lies I won’t stand by and just watch that happen. They deserve all the support we can give them
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BREAKING Steve Barclay is a vicious bastard
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People of Norwich! We bring you beats! 7pm - 1am tomorrow at the Louis Marchesi, Depth Charge will deliver the deeper side of drum & bass. And I'm on at 8. Yippee!
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This clip will go down in tennis history
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#micklynchfacts
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Replying to @BenKentish
'I once borrowed a Sainsbury's employees Kia Rio for a photo shoot, in which I tried to act like a normal bloke, in a feeble attempt to hide the fact I only hang around with very wealthy people who hate the poor.'
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PaulWheats@PaulWheats15 Mar 2022
The champions of Europe were once so scared of a trip to Boro that they wanted the game behind closed doors
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Absolutely gutted to hear this. Five bloody series of @UnforgottenTV I've written, thirty sodding episodes, and all total nonsense I now learn. #Unforgotten @TVSanjeev
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Raab, "The police don't normally look back and investigate things that have taken place a year ago"
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@Boro6 Oct 2021
Pre-orders are now being taken for Club Author Anthony Vickers' first #Boro book 📖 #UTB mfc.co.uk/news/25-years-on-t…
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Amanda@Pandamoanimum24 Sep 2021
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AFRAID: Highlighting the plight facing Afghanistan's women as dark days return. You can subscribe here to see my daily cartoons and help support quality journalism...yorkshirepost.co.uk/subscrip… #Afghanistan #WomenOfAfghanistan
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Jack Grealish when returns to Villa's training ground to pick up his things:
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Luke Chadwick@Luke_FFF3 Jun 2021
No wonder clubs where keen to get shot🤔 Man Utd won the prem season after I left West Ham FA Cup finalists Reading promoted Burnley promoted Stoke promoted Norwich promoted Mk Dons promoted If my Mrs kicks me out she’ll probs end up with Jamie Redknapp this time next year!🤣
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MUNDIAL
@MundialMag19 Jan 2021
Big Jack Charlton takes over at @Boro in 1974, and explains how he intends to deal with the press.
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Sam Huxley@samhuxley15 Jan 2021
Best use of the word 'allegedly' of all-time.
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