A smorgasbord fully stocked with delights. A feast for the mind and the eyes. Bridges, architecture and all things that I love.

England, United Kingdom
Joined April 2023
Blue Lagoon. Iceland 🇮🇸
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When I successfully tell a sexist pig where to go, in my head I don't look nervous or awkward. I look like Lara Croft with two guns on a cliff. #engineering
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A beautiful prompt from @tetro_silva @MFH_1984 @RitaRil64353621 @keepcalmandMAGA Prompt: "Without changing my facial features, create a high-contrast black-and-white close-up portrait of my face. Use a 35mm portrait-lens look with sharp 4K-quality details. Give me a proud, strong expression with realistic water droplets on my face and wet hair framing it. Use deep black shadows in the background so that only my face is visible and sharply defined. Keep my identity and natural facial structure exactly the same. Add tasteful lashes. Vertical 3:4 ratio
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I really need to bin off clients who insist on 8am meetings.
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Everyone has one btw. You're a liar if you say you don't.
You're someone's twitter crush.
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You're someone's twitter crush.
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You're someone's most hated account.
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Quickest block ever!
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Fixed it
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You'Il be forgotten like the billions before you.
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It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree.
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What's for tea?! Pasta for me 🫡
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Second day of doing absolutely bot all.
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Nurse Becky, 6ft Nigerian bloke called Chinedu running 12 accounts.
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The Voice UK is diabolical.
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Reading can seriously damage your ignorance.
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Jurassic Park. The Shawshank Redemption. It's a Wonderful Life. 3 of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, you can kiss my arse.
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Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of "in one ear and out the udder."
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Clocks go back tonight. Extra hour in bed!
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Jurassic Park (1993) 2 hours, pure cinema magic, dinosaurs, John Williams, and not a single person has ever said " I hated it"
You get ONE cinema screening to convince someone to fall in love with films. What are you putting on? And remember… you have to sit next to them if they hate it. 😂🎬
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