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I’m a Catholic boy from Scranton who ran for President 3 times so I could meet the Pope and poop myself. I love kids, sniffing hair and Satchel Paige. AMA!

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Joined May 2019
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Congratulations to the @UMichFootball on the big win in the Big House!!!!
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Brian Kelly Div 1 HC record: 126-45 (.736) 2 time AP Coach of the Year 2 CFP appearances Given 10 yr / $95M contract Mel Tucker Div 1 HC record: 17-14 (.548) Given 10 yr / $95M contract Seems fair.
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Poopy Pants Biden retweeted
We see a lot of Block Ms and @aidanhutch97.
We give you the 2021 B1G defensive award winners 👀
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Highest % chance to make the CFB Playoff 1. Georgia - 99% 🔒 2. Michigan - 71% 📈 3. Cincinnati - 65% 4. Alabama - 62% 5. Oklahoma State - 54% 6. Notre Dame - 45% 7. Ohio State - 3%

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Poopy Pants Biden retweeted
Flooding your timeline with more Michigan content, but that’s not a bad thing in our position… Am I right on this take? What’s your thoughts?
"You beat Ohio State, but you have to win the Big Ten championship now." @JakeButtTE discusses the challenge that awaits @UMichFootball, fresh off a gigantic rivalry win, as it preps for the #B1GFCG.
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I'm seeing a lot of mock drafts mocking Hutch to the Lions at #1. Hutch & KT are doth DAWGS. If Holmes chose Hutch over KT, I wouldn't be mad at all.
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Poopy Pants Biden retweeted
Reminder that Aidan Hutchinson is better than your favorite college football player
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Michigan is out for Domani Jackson
BREAKING: Five-Star CB Domani Jackson is down to 2️⃣ Schools, he tells @On3Recruits The 6’1 180 CB from Santa Ana, CA is ranked as the No. 3 player in the 2022 Class (#1 CB) More Here (FREE): on3.com/news/on3-five-star-p…
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
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Poopy Pants Biden retweeted
HUTCH FOR HEISMAN 🏆 @PFF_Tailgate x @UMichFootball
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Domani Jackson… you know what to do 〽️
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I’m just saying and literally just saying…. BUT, if Michigan somehow does the impossible, beats OSU and wins the B1G, this will be the play that saved the season. #GoBlue
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🏆WIN AND IN 🏆 @UMichFootball ranked No. 2 in College Football Playoff rankings before Big Ten championship game against Iowa #GoBlue
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Update: Michigan (11-1) is now the #2 team ranked in the country. Next Assignment? #BeatIowa Jobs. Not. Finished. #GoBlue
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JUST IN: LeBron James tests positive for Covid.
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.@aidanhutch97 is now projected to be the No. 1 overall pick 👀👀👀 #GoBlue | @UMichFootball
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