
@poorgoat_ Iβm a PoorBoat $HTTPS to millionsβΌοΈ
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Well said π
65 reasons to own a dog in a tuxedo
holding it in your portfolio (even if u usually dont hold memes) will:
1) remind you to always take profits
2) remind you what market we are in
3) bring you immense joy that a dev and community actually have fun memeing the market every day
heres everything you're holding when you hold solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump
[the meme]
4) its named after the one thing every trader does, take profits
5) https is on every link on the internet, you saw it today without thinking about it
6) "had to take profits sir" is the basis of crypto
7) its a verb, you https a bag, you got https'd, you're an httpser
8) ct gets it in one second, so does someone who's never bought a coin
9) the irony is the whole thing, a coin named after selling that survives because people dont
10) its been https'd on by the trenches, whales, kols and me, still standing
11) every top, rug and round trip is free content, the market writes our memes for us
12) everyone outside crypto has to take profits sir, they get it instantly
13) the dog, tuxedo, big cream head, those eyes, you recognize him instantly
[the story]
14) i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled and farmed it
15) the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it live on stream
16) 4.2m ath in 48 hours, in a market where nothing could touch a mil
17) then it bled to nothing and i put my own money back in
18) when i ran out, i sold the bottom and posted my pnl with two words, "i tried"
19) those posts did over a million views
20) https ran from 16k to 1.2m without me holding a single token, the community sent it without the dev
21) it's survived every vamp attempt, every copy, every relaunch, nobody does it like us
22) attention rotated, we bled again, we never stopped posting
23) built through months where almost nobody was watching, thats where culture comes from
[the community]
24) real people with real lives taking time out of their day, every day, for a dog in a tuxedo
25) this started with nobody getting paid, we just liked the fucking meme
26) day 1 holders are still holding
27) raids every day, if you've seen the dog under a big post on your timeline, thats us
28) in one week, 193 different accounts posted 1,100+ times under @httpsonsol
29) @Weissguy100 made 100+ tiktoks on his own, nobody asked him to
30) we meme together instead of fudding each other in the replies, rare out here
[the telegram]
31) the meme tg is split into sections, basically an archive of the dog at this point
32) the memes, 500+ posted in one topic in the past 5 weeks
33) community made memes, holders making their own versions of the dog every day
34) https ai content, the dog in places he's never been
35) https but irl, holders taking the dog all over the world, posting stickers, skateboards, etc
36) original edits of https
[the art and content]
37) @weathermandem hand drew hundreds of pieces of this dog, multiple originals a day through the bleed, still going
38) the entire visual identity of this coin was built by hand
39) @devour_wisdom made the dj film, an actual short film, dropped 10/10, the day everyone had to take profits, much more like this coming
40) we have an amazing workflow to stay consistent without burning out
41) a walk-and-talk from me every day, no script, just how i actually feel, honest
42) im learning content in public, every video is better than the last
43) the dog has a tiktok with zero crypto in it, people meet the dog first and find the coin later
[the dev]
44) doxxed, my face is on this every single day
45) i hardly ever launch coins, if i do its for https bc its my baby
46) streamed for months straight, one stream went 35 hours, i still pop in when the community wants it
47) made merch by hand, shirts, stickers, all of it
48) creator fees go back into the dog: films, art, content
49) no bundles, i got rugged by a bundler, i'd never do that to you
50) i run this like a startup, month 10 on the calendar, month 1 of doing it at full potential
[whats coming]
51) a full https series
52) more films, more edits, more irl
53) the dog on more platforms, way outside ct
54) we're innovating, not waiting on a catalyst, new formats every week
55) the goal is https as one of the staples of @Pumpfun and solana
[the mindshare]
56) end of every month kols post their pnls, every one of those is a had to take profits sir post
57) every red candle on solana is someone httpsing
58) the market can rotate metas, it can never rotate out of taking profits
59) the behavior never stops so the meme never stops, thats infinite mindshare
60) it did 4.2m when nobody was paying attention, imagine when everybody is
61) when this takes off, nothing in the trenches will have more lore behind it
[why i hold]
62) if you believe in tokenized culture, this is tokenized culture
63) if you believe in crypto, this is the one behavior of crypto with a ticker on it
64) i genuinely think its the best r/r in the trenches, my opinion, nfa
65) holding it says you care about memes with something real behind them
im not telling you to buy it, im just letting you know its all there and its only going to get better
so yeah, if you have any braincells left, well, own it
had to take profits sir
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PoorBoat π π retweeted
pumpfun squad tournament update: everyone is green, one guy is net negative, so the group pnl is red. we need to talk about what he was trading
PoorBoat π π retweeted
hearing 4 is the number that can forge HTTPS certs
good thing you can't forge solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump, your connection is secure here, sir
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anyone saying "bagworking is -EV", "just trade attention and rotate, thats the game now" or "its a waste of time" clearly hasnt found something worth working for yet
bagworking is what got me into this space 2.5 years ago, and i met so many good people doing it
charts come and go. the people you bagwork with dont
make bagworking great again, it's the foundation this industry was built on.
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so i see that people are realizing that the trenches are in fact an https market
everyone is saying memecoins are cooked. what they actually mean is everyone takes profits. on the coin, the kol, the narrative, the community. nobody holds anything long enough to build something
thats the behavior. we didnt fight it, we tokenized it
and while the timeline writes the obituary and complains that no one bagworks anymore, we've been here every single day for 10 months straight, making the dog better and building something people can actually be part of
memecoins arent cooked. the ones with nothing behind them are
https market, solana:7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump market
Millions incomingβΌοΈ
found this as well while digging through the same NVIDIA dataset as microcat.
crime language model. exact name and CA are both there.
microcat was the cat angle. this one's a language-model meme inside language-model data.
sources π§΅
huggingface.co/datasets/nvidβ¦
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found this as well while digging through the same NVIDIA dataset as microcat.
crime language model. exact name and CA are both there.
microcat was the cat angle. this one's a language-model meme inside language-model data.
sources π§΅
huggingface.co/datasets/nvidβ¦















