Football lover (SOCCER). Experienced tight lid opener. Premier League. Team No Sleep. Pug Life. EAFC25. Manchester City. Plant Based Diet.

Chicago, IL, USA, Earth
Joined April 2009
I'm going to stop using this app before 2025. I'm moving to Bluesky. I don't want to support the nepo baby or the orange bastard.
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He's so cringe. Even when I met him, the whole situation felt cringe. All of us that came in the bus had to leave our phones outside.
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I am overly blessed me. I have an abundance of people who care about me. I'm thankful for all of them.
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I can't stand how people value protein. How about fiber? Less cholesterol? Protein popularity is a product of big farms. Stop it already.
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I've been rewatching Ted Lasso. As a futbol fan, it's so fucking good. It's a beautiful game.
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"The richest man rocks the snatchless necklace". One of my favorite lines in hip-hop, delivered from one of Chicago's own. @chancetherapper
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I never notice how much I pee and poop, until I have a repair person at my place. WTF is wrong with me.
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Hello everyone. I'm back from my sabbatical. I got a puppy and have been denied a passport 6 times in a row. I have a great streak.
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She's pretty small. I used @ChapStick for size comparison.
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Goodbye Apartied boy, I hope your Hitler saluting ass stays in this filth trap. To any friend's who stay here..I don't approve, but you never needed my approval. Goodbye to all the ads and useless energy here.
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I should be home by 4:44, said it to pay homage to hip-hop lyrics.
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I used to care about this platform. It took an Apartied boy and an orange bastard to destroy it. I'm disgusted.
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Say hello to @Google's next class action lawsuit. forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/…
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I'm looking forward to the day I stop using this app. Never thought I'd feel this way.
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unions are good and the only feasible means of giving workers a level playing field when it comes to advocating for fair pay and treatment.
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I just saw someone say, "The new Golden Bachelorette Couple". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What's great about this week is three things. I can focus on three less things. My fantasy team, the election, the Golden Bachelorette is done in 6 days. The last one only holds weight, because I plan around it.
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