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With her recent comments about India Willoughby, JK Rowling confirms her status as a shining star among celebrities for her staunch, unceasing support for biological females and our right to be the only human adults known as 'women'. I think she's absolutely fannytastic! 😍

To minimise the chance of a rape charge: 1. Don't intentionally rape anyone. 2. If she's resistant to penetration, stop. 3. If you're already in and she seems unhappy about it, ask if she's okay and if you don't get a 'Yes', withdraw. #RussellBrand

The phone call from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross to Andrew Sachs was in the worst possible taste but I have to admit it was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life – by a very long way. Yes, it was a dreadful thing to do but it was brilliantly and spectacularly funny.

Every sane person knows that raping a nun is a worse crime than raping 'the town bike'. Yes, both crimes are rapes, but no sane person thinks they should attract the same penalty. So, let's just say the girl that #RussellBrand bummed was no nun. Okay? He doesn't deserve prison.

Russell Brand would have walked free from court if he'd told the jury he didn't know rape was against the law. I mean, it works for migrants!

If Russell Brand is acquitted on all charges, millions of women in Britain are going to kick off but it'll be a lesson for women everywhere to complain about sexual assault as soon as it occurs and not to wait donkeys' years before getting down to the cop shop.

Russell Brand built a career on a reputation as a shagger of anything female that would stay still long enough to be penetrated. Girls in his audience loved to be fondled and caressed intimately in full view of everyone else. Society gave him carte blanche when it came to women.

Lots of comments in the Russell Brand case suggest sex is only acceptable when it takes place between two people of similar age. That's nonsense, of course. As long as sex is consensual, does it matter if one party is 16 and the other has just received a telegram from the king?

If Russell Brand is found guilty on the rape charges, he could be looking at a LIFE sentence – especially if the judge considers him an ongoing threat to the public. In any event, if he's convicted of ANY of the rapes, he'll be a very lucky man to get less than 10 years.

It is physically impossible to 'force' someone to give you a massage. Russell Brand simply refused to start filming/working unless the girl massaged him first. Okay, he was being a diva, and the girl was probably embarrassed.– but should he really be in the Crown Court for that?

The only reason James Acaster is on TV is because he's a bit autistic and therefore ticks a box for woke producers. Thank God he's not black too, or he'd never be OFF the fucking telly!

The difference between Ricky Gervais and James Acaster is that Ricky is spectacularly talented and hilariously funny on stage but James is only moderately funny even at his best. Overall, he's very, very second-rate as a stand-up comedian.

Islamophobia is an irrational fear of Islam – and there is no such thing. All fear of Islam is totally rational. It's a threat to civilisation which must be controlled. Muslims, however, tend to be nice people. The danger comes from their religion in the hands of extremists.

#Ghostwatch was the most obviously FAKE documentary I have ever seen in my life and by far the most obvious faker of all the fakes in that fake programme was Michael Parkinson. Sorry, Parky, but it's the truth.

Prince William's recent appearance on the Graham Norton Show did more good for the royal family's image than anyone could have predicted. He was wonderful in every way and came across as a very nice, very normal person - unlike any royal family member from a previous generation.

In the Russell Brand trial, it is, of course, correct to state that every woman has a right to withdraw her consent to sex after it has begun, but I think some of the witnesses need telling she can't withdraw consent several decades after it has FINISHED. 🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy Savile escaped to the afterlife unprosecuted, and the public has never forgiven our legal system for that so one thing's for sure: if Russell Brand is convicted, they're going to throw the booky wook at him.

Hunter Schafer is one of the few men on earth who have lowered their cock and balls into a blender and been pleased with the result.

I lead quite a busy life so I'm glad the Russell Brand trial has reminded me that if I'm unlucky enough to get raped, there's no need to report it immediately. Any time in the next few decades will be okay. Whenever I have the time, really.

No law in England makes the mere act of a man stepping into a women's toilet a crime, but if he there engages in voyeurism, harassment, threatening behaviour or assault, he commits a crime. The Supreme Court has made it clear that in the Equality Act, sex means birth sex.

Now and forevermore, girls and women who don't enjoy being raped, flashed at, frightened or otherwise harassed by men with little or no respect for womankind should be grateful to JK Rowling for standing up for women's rights to have their bodies and minds treated with respect.