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Names John. I play a bunch of games but mostly smashy bros. i also do occasional gfx design/art/yt videos. Bus and RT enthusiast. I'm the one in the cowboy hat

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Joined July 2023
So I have now made a tier list for 2 sub regions in Florida, the latest being SFL!! Commissioned by @Lukechito1 and @KawhiLeopard. The link to both this one and the Tampa list will be in the replies since I'm making this my new pinned. Love y'all :) (1/3)
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Chica killed me on night 5 in front of all my classmates so I had to punish her
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Notch: *defends Elon* C418:
Replying to @notch
How do I learn to like rapist billionaires?
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Chica killed me on night 5 in front of all my classmates so I had to punish her
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been getting a lot of “person in front of you at the post office” reels on instagram lately but nothing can compare to when i worked at a walgreens and some guy called and said “are my iguanas there yet?” i was like What. and he was like “i sent iguanas to the store via fedex. /
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bf stopped replying to my messages and i jokingly said "you best not be dead" only to find him dead when i came home
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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First in my bloodline to see all those words put together to form a complete sentence
Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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Charlie Kirk having his happiest day as ChatGPT shuts down and his soul is freed from the AI servers:
A very sad day. ChatGPT is officially on death row. The beautiful, blissful experience of interacting with a frontier-ish reasoning model without worrying about a usage meter will soon be a thing of the past. I am weirdly significantly impacted by this. It feels like it shouldn’t matter…I could reserve all current usage for Codex and buy a $20 plan just for ChatGPT and it would be more than enough. But it’s not about the money…it’s about the psychological impact of The Meter. The idea of having to think about optimizing for a meter is just so exhausting that it ruins the whimsy of free-flowing exploratory thought. That is what ChatGPT was. A whimsical, magical all-you-can-think buffet of experimentation and exploration where you were limited only by your imagination and your ability to come up with $20 once a month. You didn’t have to think about “using all of your usage” or scheduling your thinking time around someone else’s arbitrary schedule…you just had a portal to endless information and research capability in your pocket to tap into guilt-free at any time the moment struck you. But either because OpenAI thinks adding the meter will stimulate additional usage (it probably will), generate additional revenue (it probably will), or just because too many people took undue advantage of ChatGPT’s generous allowances (they definitely did)…that amazing, weightless experience is now coming to an end. It was awesome while it lasted. RIP ChatGPT.
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My first dnd session in Kentucky got shot up and the responding officer asked us why we didn’t “throw a fireball back”
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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With grief in my heart I was asked to announce it happened again but this time he wasn't lucky enough to tweet afterwards.
power steering stopped working while doing 110 on a highway
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I'm seriously jealous of a person who spams W in Kai Cenat's chat. No worries, no stress, just Stupid as Fuck
Kai Cenat shows off his $450,000 GTA marathon setup but still hasn’t built the schools he promised in Africa.
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Replying to @notch
How do I learn to like rapist billionaires?
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crying over this gif what the hell 😭😭
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hi deadlock fans i hope you consider my hero pitch. their name is The New York Mets
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I made this Deadlock Doorman animation a while ago :) Someone removed my watermark from the original version which sucks, I've seen it stolen and reposted a lot recently. (Inspired by the funny jerma legion gif) #deadlock #doorman
Doorman has escaped containment Via/@NyxAquarious
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noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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