Blocking or unfollowing me = permission to steal your posts. I usually complain a lot, search “Possum Twitter” community for nothing but possums

Hell, MI
Joined February 2014
My pee came out like gatorade this morning. Think it’s time to go to the damn hospital.
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Why yes. I DO feel bonita.
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포썸
청소하다 다이소 오일파스텔을 찾아서 손그림을 그려봤어요
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Hate a bitch ass nigga that leaves me left to worry. Like can we please just be adults and you just update me on the fucking situation?
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My collarbones are literally so well defined but I'm still so flabby literally fuck my genetics and fuck gravity.
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Please I can't afford to give anyone any more fucking money JUST LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE IDC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN. PLEASE MOVE LIKE RGHT NOW I REALLY HAVE TO GO. I SAID MOOOOOOVE!!!
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I entirely forgot the context behind this but it must have been hilarious
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A Phoenix Desire #furry
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ALWAYS keep emergency snacks bro. You never know when you’re gonna wake up past midnight to violent vomit and welch’s fruit snacks seem like a gift from god.
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autumn baby
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You ever have one of those moments where everything is normal and you just start tearing up uncontrollably for 30 seconds before everything goes back to normal?
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BLOCK AND REPORT @rakubunn IT’S FRAMING INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR SCAMMING AND POSTING MY OLD ARTWORK. IT IS NOT ME. REMOVE THE ACCOUNT.
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No I don't have aspergers it's called dry humor
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Me screaming at god for making me a fucking idiot
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I am staring respectfully 👀
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Replying to @gnometweeter
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Why does every one say the place they're from has the worst drivers, best food, or biggest drinkers? Pick something else to talk about for gods sake
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This seems bad.
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⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.
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