"And what are your weaknesses Mr.PFM?" "Well, sometimes i get a little carried away with licking arse and might lick some balls too" #newjob
#ItsNotARealRelationshipUntil youre willing suck the poison out of a snake bite to your friends scrotum. postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012…
@EdGambleComedy happy birthday from mars. I hope today has been really special.
#WhyShouldI wipe my bottom? After a while it cleans itself.
#DontYouHateWhen you get sacked for being drunk at work. postcardsfrommars.co.uk/2012…
#independenceday 'Hello boys, I'm baaaaaaaaack!' BOOM #GreatFilmGreatScene
