Back to our regularly scheduled degen programming.
Got some time to hunt for the next 100x.
Shill me your most unhinged memecoin plays.
The more questionable, the better.
Let’s see who’s actually cooking.
🤖 Made with AI
From watching the Champions League on TV to actually stepping onto the pitch and handing the official match coin to the referee! What an experience at PSG vs. Barcelona. Massive thanks to
@cryptocom
@championsleague
for an unforgettable night.
From watching the UCL on TV to handing the match coin to the ref at PSG vs Barça! 🤯
Thanks @cryptocom & @championsleague for an unforgettable night.
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From watching the Champions League on TV to actually stepping onto the pitch and handing the official match coin to the referee! What an experience at PSG vs Barcelona. Massive thanks to @cryptocom and
@championsleague
for an unforgettable night.
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FROM SHITPOSTING ON CT TO THE @ChampionsLeague . 🚨
Tonight I’m walking onto the pitch for Barcelona vs PSG to hand the referee the match coin.
Massive shoutout to @cryptocom for making this happen (BTW YOU CAN ALSO GET SELECTED IF YOU PARTICIPATE HERE gaming.uefa.com/en/uclpredic……)
Casual face reveal too, I guess.
What the actual fuck is this timeline.
CRYPTO OPENED DOORS I NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED.
AND WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
BULLISH ON @cryptocom . 🚀
#UCLWITHCRYPTOCOM #PredictSix
FROM SHITPOSTING ON CT TO THE @ChampionsLeague . 🚨
Tonight I’m walking onto the pitch for Barcelona vs PSG to hand the referee the match coin.
Massive shoutout to @cryptocom for making this happen (BTW YOU CAN ALSO GET SELECTED IF YOU PARTICIPATE HERE gaming.uefa.com/en/uclpredic……)
Casual face reveal too, I guess.
What the actual fuck is this timeline.
CRYPTO OPENED DOORS I NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED.
AND WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
BULLISH ON @cryptocom . 🚀
#UCLWITHCRYPTOCOM #PredictSix
Ok so, been holding solana:HZ1JovNiVvGrGNiiYvEozEVgZ58xaU3RKwX8eACQBCt3 since 0.0245
Yeah, it cooled off a bit from the 0.09 area back to 0.07, but zoom out and it’s still one of the cleanest runners on the board.
Still massively up from entry, still not complaining.
Sometimes the real edge is just sitting on the winner. 👀
Bitcoin just got nuked and CT is acting like the entire industry is going to zero.
Meanwhile, I’m buying more near:native
AI agents, chain abstraction, actual infrastructure being built while everyone else panic sells.
The best alpha usually shows up when the timeline is too scared to look.
Few understand.
Think I just found a hidden gem in crypto media.
@OnchainCap_io has been casually sitting down with some of the biggest brains in the industry.
Haseeb from Dragonfly, Chris Perkins from CoinFund, Guy Wuollet from a16z, and some absolute heavyweights from Wall Street.
Been binge-watching their interviews on YouTube and holy shit.
How is this still flying under CT’s radar?
Seriously underrated alpha.
This is how you do marketing in crypto.
No cheap shots. No manufactured drama. No desperate engagement farming.
Just respect for your competitors and the industry you’re building in.
Some projects should be taking notes.
Huge W from Trezor.
Replying to @functi0nZer0
This is not good for the industry as a whole. We are on the same side, fighting the same fight. User security always comes first.
Calling AI training “the largest theft of labor in human history” while sitting on a trillion-dollar empire built on decades of open-source work is fucking hilarious.
Apparently innovation is only theft when someone else is winning.
Cry harder 😂
Imagine buying a $150 hardware wallet to protect your crypto from hackers, only to get rugged by the guy who sold you the wallet. 💀
Bro paid extra for the premium rug experience.
“Not your keys, not your coins” apparently now includes “not your hardware.”
Be honest, are you STILL buying hardware wallets from third-party resellers? 😭
Ledger is investigating reports of loss of funds from users in South East Asia who purchased products from a reseller named CryptoBillis. As a precaution, and pending the results of our investigation, we have asked CryptoBilis to pause all sales and shipments of Ledger devices. We recommend Ledger users who purchased from this reseller in the last 90 days to not initiate set up if you have not done so yet. If you have set up your Ledger device, consider moving assets to a new Ledger signer (with new seed). We will continue to inform customers of updates as the investigation progresses.
Reach out to Ledger customer support through official channels with any questions: support.ledger.com/
Crypto spent 15 years telling us quantum computers would eventually break our wallets.
Now Justin Drake is warning that AI might beat them to it.
Not in 20 years. Potentially in MONTHS.
We’re out here gambling on memecoins while the actual cryptography securing our bags might have an expiration date.
What a fucking timeline.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
It’s not even funny anymore, it’s just getting cringe.
Every project saw Abstract shut down and decided they needed their own “haha guys we’re NOT shutting down” post.
We get it. The joke was funny for about 2 hours.
Bro, the clarification is fair. But Polygon publicly sunset its own zkEVM only a few months ago after acknowledging technical challenges, weak differentiation and that it fell short of expectations.
That’s exactly why an official account mocking another ecosystem’s shutdown was always going to land badly.
Remember, In crypto, timelines are long and memories are longer.
I think this didn't land as expected and people conjured up completely different meaning from it. TBH, even When I first saw it my morning in SGP, I was like, "WTF?"
Apparently, Marketing team was making a joke on ourselves because there are some people who always say Polygon is dead, while the fundamentals on Polygon are up and to the right.
There was absolutely no intention to subtweet the Abstract shutdown. I have huge respect for @LucaNetz and his work, and we wouldn't do this because we ourselves sunset our zkEVM, so we know the pain. I hope it clears the air.
All the best to Luca and Pengu team, I continue to cheer for them as ever. Luca is one of the best entreprenuers of the industry.
Abstract really spent 3 years building “the future of consumer crypto” just to end with a migration hub and a goodbye tweet 😭
Every cycle we get a new chain, a new wallet, a new ecosystem, 400 quests, 19 badges, “mass adoption is here”
then one random Tuesday:
“after careful consideration, we are winding down”
CT has seen this movie 40 times and still apes the sequel.
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