Diana

Eating my banana like it’s corn so I don’t get called to HR.

As I walked in from the warehouse, one of the office ladies cornered me to talk about her meatloaf recipe. She knows I hate meatloaf, but kept insisting I just hadn’t tried hers. Said she’d bring me some. Tomorrow. It’s Monday at 7:24 am, Patricia, calm the fuck down.

Was watching videos on my phone while I brushed my teeth, started laughing and bent down, and accidentally choked myself on my toothbrush. Skill level: negligible

Told myself I was going to go downstairs and work out after Friday night takeout, and I theoretically *could* stop rubbing my belly, roll myself off the couch, and go downstairs, but it’s all kinda starting to sound like a tomorrow problem.

I’m so overstimulated by my hair right now that if I had a pair of scissors in the car with me, I’d be giving myself a fuck ass bob.

And it starts 🥰

The guys that had to deal with roaches yesterday vented for a while when they came back (understandably, because ew), but by the end we were all laughing. I left them these in their trucks this morning. I’m sure they’re going to end up on hard hats 😂

And now we Friday.