design engineer, here to shitpost

India
Joined January 2012
90s COBOL mainframe + React app taped on top. migrating it is the easy part. getting it approved takes 6 committees and the guy who says "it's worked for 30 years"
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the least surprising monday morning tech twitter update
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what happens when users start shopping with agents? then blocking means becoming invisible and this whole thing flips same story as google and seo
notice.. > Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights > JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts > Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents > Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents. the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us
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can't wait to try this
Vibe coded my parents' TV this afternoon! It was showing a sponsored ad before you could even get to Netflix. Gave Claude Code the model number, it found the TV on wifi, removed 25 Xiaomi packages and wrote a new launcher. Looks like an Apple TV now lol
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text-to-speech really said "liboo" for libuv with full confidence. almost believed it. dev terms are still tts final boss
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Twitter is like a giant dysfunctional family group chat and everyone is the unhinged cousin.
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Sometimes a demo is simply to remind the world that your competition has no desire to dream -- and no ability to evolve.
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fuck automobiles, they took away my job
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*Slow driver in left lane* Me in the new Tesla Roadster
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car insurance companies watching the roadster demo
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parking just got a lot easier
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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so we got flying cars before GTA 6 😂
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Real life, baby
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Turns out the future does have flying cars
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didn't like any screen recorder out there so I'm vibe coding my own this video was recorded with it 👇 sharing soon 👀
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fighting the afternoon food coma
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AI edit review ✅❌
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smart form past✍️
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