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Dwayne Smurdon

@PredictableData

We autocorrect and autocomplete inconsistent and missing information for entire databases.

 Austin, Tx
predictabledata.com
Joined August 2008
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Neha@nehaa_DQJun 10
🪦 Your database has a graveyard inside it. Data doesn't start bad. It becomes bad — silently, across every system handoff and format mismatch, until someone questions a number that's been wrong for months. neha270.substack.com/p/the-d… #DataQuality #DataScience #DataEngineering
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Sean Miller
@SMillerUTMar 22
HOOK ‘EM🤘
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskFeb 25
The side with the best sense of humor are the good guys. Grok ftw.
Taya Bass (@travelingflying) profile pictureTaya Bass
@travelingflyingFeb 25
I asked both Grok 4.20 and Anthropic’s Claude, “Why are you so retarded?” Grok’s answer was very funny. 🤣 Grok has a sense of humor. Claude doesn’t.
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Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TXJan 8
Jordan Shipley is a Longhorn Legend.
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Replying to @TexasFootball
@TexasFootball
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Marcus Spears@mspears9614 Dec 2025
If you don’t watch @NCAAVolleyball I’m tellin ya, you missing some of the most exciting shit on earth
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SEC Network
@SECNetwork13 Dec 2025
A leader on and off the field 🤘 @TexasFootball's Michael Taaffe is the 2025 Wuerffel Trophy winner 👏
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Nash
@NashTalksTexas3 Dec 2025
"Texas is being punished for scheduling Ohio State ...the committee is telling us...that they should not have played that game and they should have played Texas State and won the game by 20"
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SEC Network
@SECNetwork29 Nov 2025
“Texas belongs in the College Football Playoff.” @Finebaum says @TexasFootball is in after the huge win over No. 3 Texas A&M 👀
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Dead End King
@deadend_king29 Nov 2025
Former Democrats, what was your turning point?
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@BlondeOfWar29 Nov 2025
The Biden Administration was exactly like the Upsidedown.
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Texas has the most wins over projected playoff teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. Texas has the most wins over Top 14 teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS SHOULD BE IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF!
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Had a time with y'all 🤘
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Vijay@DataSynthGen17 Nov 2025
Building this for @PredictableData - our data quality SaaS platform Curious: Has anyone else experimented with AI-managed test suites? What worked? What didn't? 🔗 predictabledata.com #AI #DataQuality #Testing #DataEngineering
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Vijay@DataSynthGen23 Nov 2025
Data Quality Engineering in 2025: Expectation: ML-powered anomaly detection, auto-healing pipelines, real-time monitoring Reality: Frantically Slacking "why is yesterday's data missing?" at 9 AM while your Airflow DAG silently failed 6 hours ago We've all been there.
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SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP 🚨🤘 #HookEm
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1st set went crazy 🤪 lowest opponent scoring set of the season - .074 highest hitting % this season - .643 #HookEm
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What an incredible evening with longhorn family coming to support and save lives in honor of Jake Ehlinger #48! Thank you @MichaelTaaffe4 for being such a superstar on and off the field. We are honored to know you!
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Nash
@NashTalksTexas26 Oct 2025
Texas vs Mississippi State condensed Texas - 45 MSU - 38
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We still believe in you 16!!! Silence the haters on Saturday!!! 🤘🏾
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ESPN
@espn29 Aug 2025
RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡
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From colleagues, to guest pickers, fans and beyond, those around the college football community share what Lee Corso means to them. We love you, Coach 🧡
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