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I'll sometimes see someone who's insanely neurotic tweet about how a friend of a friend of a friend was miraculously and suddenly cured of their asexuality (read: low libido) by whatever means, and I'll think longingly about how nice a cure, had it actually existed, would be.
ALT Ai To Noroi
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Having small boobs does not diminish your dating prospects, it only reduces attention from the kind of men you do not want attention from. Because men perceive women with large breasts as more promiscuous even though this isn’t true, having a smaller chest really just protects you from being targeted by creeps looking to pump and dump you. I suspect this is a partial motivation behind many breast reductions and why women report being very pleased with the results of these surgeries. They are simply tired of being harassed by bottom barrel perverts looking to use them.
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they hated me for this but i was right
Having small boobs does not diminish your dating prospects, it only reduces attention from the kind of men you do not want attention from. Because men perceive women with large breasts as more promiscuous even though this isn’t true, having a smaller chest really just protects you from being targeted by creeps looking to pump and dump you. I suspect this is a partial motivation behind many breast reductions and why women report being very pleased with the results of these surgeries. They are simply tired of being harassed by bottom barrel perverts looking to use them.
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Okay my point still stands. Are you sexually attracted to your hands or do you just use them to pleasure yourself?
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If you voted blue, just know
you voted for
- Killing Babies
- Men in Trans Sports
- Jihad in Women’s Bathrooms
- Hatians
- Not Disavowing Hasan Piker
- Genociding Israel out of our Politics
- Slavery of Billionaire Income Rights
- Mosques in Trans Schools
- Trans Gay Communist
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if you're moe enough about it you can be an offputting mildly autistic otaku around the girls and instead of shooing you away, they'll feed you special little treats and give you chin scratches
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Amputee wife who purposefully removes her prosthetics so i can carry her to bed at night, send tweet
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Being a war psych and having to treat poor little shell shocked boys ^-^
