Prep School Minority

@anonbutler I came back home today and it appears that Sebastian has left our home. Any suggestions for a new butler? Thank you darling!

2 month retreat out in Arizona has convinced Daddy that I'm a new person...If only he knew.

I'm baaaaaack

When you're tired of being the loser, be the winner.

Handshakes matter more than grades

Nothing like Ladurée for lunch!

Woke up this morning with a whole perspective on life... Saltine crackers work miracles.

This kind of life clearly isn't for everyone. It's quite fun if it is though. Sucks you couldn't hack it.

It's amazing how someone who wants to be your friend thinks its okay to make up lies about you. Haven't you ever lived in New England? No.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Josh Hutchinson, you may throw bread at me whenever you would like.

Just cried during the Titanic 3D commercial #april4

Does anyone else sleep perfectly when you have a fan on in the room? It's like a magical sleep maker..

Yes, I did read the books. Get over it.

11:59 couldn't be any farther away. #hungergames

I dribbled cranberries all day to test for freshness. So calming.

THERE IS A MOSQUITO IN MY DORM ROOM. SOMEONE PLEASE COME SAVE ME.

Just rode a bull. In case anyone is wondering.

It's national Where the Hell are My White Jeans Day!

I have Michelle Obama arms.