Prepress Jesus

2nd sta. of the Printed Cross. Sales guy says 'Yep! No Problems!' then goes on vac. for a week when cust. calls to confirm receipt of order.

1st station of the Printed Cross. Our most blessed customer hath faxed in their order. A job from 4 years ago marked with corrections.

ok, thank you little drummer boy for the 'gift' but your percussion skills suck both the ox and the ass.

Frankincense, myrrh, and Pantone 872. Worst. Birthday. Ever.

I got my invite to the 2012 GUA. The front is so mis-registered it looks like my mom printed it on donkey-back on the way to Bethlehem.

There is only one rule, my children. Export PDFs as you would wish PDFs exported unto you.

Sorry my children for the delay in getting The Rapture into production. Still trying to get the file size down to 144k.

PageMaker? I weep my child. My mercy is infinite but even miracles have limits. Is there is someone I could raise from the dead for you?