It’s 12am and that spirit that used to enter me and tell me to go and start doing chores at midnight has come again. 🤧
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I don’t even know my complexion anymore. Some months I’m 5pm dark, some months I’m 12pm light, and I have to explain to people that I don’t do any skincare except we’re counting staying inside all day and only stepping out at night.
Caramel skin is the hardest to maintain, tomorrow you’re very light skinned, the next you’re very dark 😭
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Do you know how batshit unhinged you have to be for a man who loves you to block you everywhere and you still find your way to his Gmail? Bro said I love you to death but I have to run for my life. Anyway I enjoyed reading this, you are both writers!
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I’m not even religious, but I love when secular artists make good semi-worship songs.
• Iseoluwa - Fireboy
• Grateful - Phyno
• Jah Jah Knows, Amen - Omah Lay
Music is the one thing that bypasses belief for me. Even if it’s witchcraft, if it sounds good, I’m playing it.
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I knew I should’ve run when that man asked for my contact in the name of friendship, but I thought maybe he’s just sociable. Next day I’m seeing “how was your night?” I finally ran when he asked to hang and talk business, only to start talking shit like “I love your mustache”😭
How do men ask other men to be friends without making it sound like they are asking them on a date? 😭
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Presh_O retweeted
People whose fathers sit at home drinking kaikai in the morning while their mothers go to the market and farm to hustle, will say the majority of Nigerian women are breadwinners. Then you, an Igbo girl whose father gave everything in the world will join them. Because borrowing trauma is cute.
Ever since I realized that tweeting more about the music I love forces the algorithm to connect me with people who share my taste, I’ve been happier.
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So now we’re normalizing submission to intimidation & lawlessness? Do you not see the bad precedent this sets? A cultist demands your girl whom he has no history with, and your advice is to leave her? While at it, we might as well surrender the entire country to terrorists.
If cultist tell you to leave babe for him, that your babe is his babe, you leave her. That she is your babe is irrelevant. Let her deal with him by herself.
They don't teach this in school. It is street OT.
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Irl most of my compliments come from women almost twice my age and gay men. How am I supposed to use that to my advantage?
I feel like as you grow older, you should be able to spot the archetype of people that would probably find you attractive and use that to your advantage, rather than moving to any and everyone.
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You’re comparing a math problem to thousands of years of cancer, rape, and war. A failed math equation harms nobody. But if the rebel’s "method" involves murdering the other students while the teacher stands by with arms folded to prove a point, that teacher isn't wise he's evil!
2k+ comments and your best argument is still the god of the gaps fallacy. Fine, let’s assume a creator exists. Why worship an “all-powerful, all-good" god who lets his world bleed with evil/suffering? His existence only proves he’s a powerless hypocrite or a monster with a crown.
I'm an atheist, and I'm willing to examine evidence that could change my mind.
So here's my challenge to religious believers.
Give me ONE compelling argument for God's existence that doesn't simply rely on quoting your holy book, describing a personal feeling, threatening me
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