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he/him, specifically to annoy you

Joined January 2020
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Relevant post for basically any major holiday: no we probably shouldn’t be celebrating this, but life is awful so just let people grill or open presents or whatever
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and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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Come on man, Idaho isn't real
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Far-right SD legislative candidate, too conservative for the SD GOP, reinvents the public option from first principles
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You know that dumb bumper sticker about the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn? Maybe she actually is that
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Rare example of the voices in the head of a schizophrenic turning out to be completely correct
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holding a crying newborn and saying “you chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings. this is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior”
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Annoying to have to agree with Meatball Ron, but he’s right
So if the playoffs started today, you’d have the teams with the 2nd and 3rd best records in the AL face off in the wild card and then the winner plays the team with the best record in the AL in the ALDS. The other side of the bracket is basically three .500 teams.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Flock CEO says Americans must "compromise" on their privacy.
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It's true. We practice black magic. We're constantly doing dark rituals to gain three black mana. msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/othe…
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Stop chat gpt!!
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