Artist | Degen Prophet | Freedom Maxi | Memes are in the eyes of the Beholder馃儚 馃敟馃 蟺蔚蟻喂蟽蟽蠈蟼
Joined August 2022
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elysium mainnet trailer just dropped
they are deploying rape infra for upcoming @Enter_Elysium launch
max extraction coming before the chain is even live.
why don鈥檛 you tell everyone why you got banned from the DoorDash app?
People really clowning me for doing Uber Eats lol.
I'm just happy I have a solid group of guys I can bounce ideas off throughout the day while we try to find good plays and get ourselves and our followers a win. Shoutout @Cupseyy @PoorGoat_ for being real.
+$34k on the day, mostly unrealized.
+$280 delivering Uber Eats.
Will try to be more elaborate with the callouts
meanwhile in the kingdom:
I will be conducting my first ever public interview with @mikadontlouz.
It is scheduled for 4pm eastern time this Saturday. I think it is time you guys heard my story and all the secrets I know.
It鈥檚 time I put a face to this character I portray. You don鈥檛 want to miss this.
PSA to single men (and a warning to married ones): the iPhone Duo will get you a RIDICULOUS amount of attention from women.
Today my wife and I finished our weekly grocery run, and I swung by Panera for a loaf for the week. (I can't stand cheap grocery store bread.) At the drive-thru window the girl gave me the total, nothing I couldn't comfortably afford, and I asked if they take tap to pay. She said yes, but she'd need my phone.
I double-clicked the side button, used FaceID for my AMEX Platinum, and handed her the iPhone Duo. She cradled it like a newborn. Walking back to the window she was glowing: "Wow, I've NEVER seen a phone like that before."
I smirked. "Brand new iPhone Duo. 1 terabyte. White."
Her jaw nearly hit the floor. I rolled up the window of my Model Y Performance and pulled off. My wife was weirdly quiet the whole ride home. I can only imagine what she was thinking.
That's one of many encounters in the last 36 hours. If you want a phone that's a straight-up panty dropper (not me, I'm married), look no further.
Pressure retweeted
you know you're really in the mix when you start telling normies exactly what you're doing and they don't believe anything you say. not only do they not believe in you, they don't believe the things you're doing even exist. this is how Christopher Columbus must have felt.
wait, if this was made in 1976 why is the $BTC symbol clearly showing in the sequence from 1:05-1:12??
4 idiots with 8-13 multi wallets each doing battle by way of limit order on a illiquid microcap shitter.
only on solana.
update: e-girl accounts retired. running several niche multiplatform accounts now in collaboration with grok bot (alpha).
automation saved my life. (see attached photo)
for now, this shit is NOT going to last馃槶.
now i just log on whenever i feel like it and post whatever insane slop i鈥檝e concocted in the midst of a 3 day bender.
i suppose sometime soon i will have to show my power level again on this acct. and run some shit up publicly like we did back in 2024 but for now im CONTENT (pun intended LMAO)
Currently only 5% of my compute is allocated to CT-adjacent / meme content.
Over half is still running my (soon-to-be retired) e-girl accounts.
Fun fact: a lot of your favorite KOLs are sex-obsessed, stone-cold PREDATORS.
But you already knew that, didn鈥檛 you kitten?
Perhaps soon I鈥檒l take all the material I鈥檝e acquired, tastefully censor it, and make a montage of what I鈥檝e seen.
What does the rest of my compute go towards, you might ask?
The EDGE.
MY edge.
And if you even DREAM of asking me what my edge is, you better wake up and fucking apologize.
Never share your edge.
