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Hey @abreezeclayton this is crazy AF
These rules in North Carolina are batsh*t crazy. @nglwithkylie โ€œimagine how tired we areโ€œ @_jen_hamilton_
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New Jersey 7th congressional district ๐Ÿ”ด Tom Kean Jr. Mail: ๐Ÿ”ต 28813 / ๐Ÿ”ด 11383 / โšช๏ธ 8851 IPEV: ๐Ÿ”ต 14174 / ๐Ÿ”ด 9486 / โšช๏ธ 6265 Total votes: 78,972 ๐Ÿ”ต DEM 42,987 (54.4%) ๐Ÿ”ด GOP 20,869 (26.4%) โšช๏ธ OTH 15,116 (19.2%)
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๐ŸšจFOX NEWS SHIFTS 19 RACES TOWARDS DEMS๐Ÿšจ
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I know of @gelliottmorris and his work from following ET, but even if I didnโ€™t heโ€™s got a good resting pundit face that looks like he knows what he talking about on MS Now.
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Funkdafied ๐ŸŒป โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆ‹ retweeted
New Jersey in-person early voting Today should be the reddest day of the series if history is any indication
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It feels like the online MAGA grifters are already back to aliens and NWO conspiracy shit. Quick pivot for the online engagements. ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ‘€
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Funkdafied ๐ŸŒป โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆ‹ retweeted
The data that is so bad for Republicans that it can't even be shown btw shows a generic ballot of D+17 lol
I've been asked about early voting analysis. The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on ๐•. I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day. You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.
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Funkdafied ๐ŸŒป โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆ‹ retweeted
New Jersey In-person early votes Day 1 Monmouth cast the most votes on Saturday and the electorate was ๐Ÿ”ต D+13 19 out of 21 counties cast more Democratic ballots
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A Texas Democrat from the Austin area wins a hotly contested statewide primary, then runs in an open seat race against a deeply flawed Republican millionaire opponent who runs one of the worst campaigns in modern history. The race becomes extraordinarily negative, and sets national records for spending. The Democrat wins by 2.5 points. Texas flips blue. The year is 1990.
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San Antonio: Bexar County Democrats took this 1990 speech from the late Gov Ann Richards and applied it to the politics of the moment in 2026
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no trust we do ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You have no idea how much I NEED the North Carolina gerrymander to fail.
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Ready? Itโ€™s time.
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I canโ€™t wait until his whole house of cards come crashing down
Q: โ€œDo the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?โ€ TRUMP: โ€œYouโ€™re a fresh person. A horrible little reporter.โ€ Trump lashes out at another female reporter @albamonica as she asks about Trumpโ€™s support for Vivekโ€™s disgusting attack ad using @amyactonohโ€™s mother. So weird how Epsteinโ€™s bestie wouldnโ€™t care about abuse.๐Ÿ˜•
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NEW Crystal Ball Gubernatorial Rating Changes Ohio Toss-up to Leans D Michigan Leans D to Likely D Oklahoma Safe R to Likely R Alabama Safe R to Likely R
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Partisanship Score of Texas Early Voters (Days 1-2) ๐Ÿ”ต Voted in 2024: D+5.6 ๐Ÿ”ต Didn't Vote in 2024: D+19.4 Perhaps most concerning for Paxton (and Abbott), low propensity voters turning out so far have very, very Democratic profiles.
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Holy shit! Vote!!!! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ
JUST IN: The Democratic House Majority PAC drops another $61 million across 46 House races: #FL25 $4,526,717 #MI07 $3,601,866 #MI10 $3,177,828 #FL22 $2,546,734 #PA01 $2,467,544 #NC01 $2,412,100 #TX34 $2,027,711 #PA07 $2,002,919 #ME02 $1,885,434 #AZ01 $1,828,114 #WA03 $1,813,747 #VA01 $1,776,773 #CA22 $1,719,982 #OH07 $1,716,070 #CO08 $1,691,455 #TX35 $1,486,518 #MI04 $1,482,371 #WI01 $1,469,949 #TX15 $1,439,066 #TX28 $1,364,156 #WI03 $1,347,720 #FL13 $1,212,588 #MT01 $1,205,934 #OH10 $1,120,073 #PA08 $1,076,024 #OH09 $1,075,012 #FL14 $955,684 #NC11 $946,359 #TX23 $901,439 #AKAL $775,396 #IA02 $773,120 #VA02 $770,980 #NJ07 $679,649 #KY06 $644,196 #OH15 $602,303 #CA13 $598,612 #NY17 $566,183 #AZ06 $557,396 #SC01 $530,737 #AZ02 $475,200 #IA03 $450,757 #PA10 $425,710 #NM02 $320,779 #CO05 $316,197 #NY04 $163,066 #IA01 $155,218
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