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@BraddrofliTAug 6

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveAug 1

Absolutely every episode has been gold. I hope @HBO brings #Proud back for season 2.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveJul 29

I’m watching Gone on @BritBox_US and the real mystery is how Annie was able to keep her job when she’s so bad at it.

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Queen Barbie ✨@Queengreat_badJul 20

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz

@JamieBonkiewiczJul 20

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.” Nothing suspicious about that at all.

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@AmberRayzJul 12

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

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@RaminNasibovJul 8

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

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when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

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@schiz04renicJun 30

pretending i’m the problem because you can’t handle your own guilt is actually insane behavior

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Martin Pilgrim@MartinPilgrim1Jun 26

A good trick for coping with hot weather is to freeze a bottle of water and then use it to bludgeon people who get on your nerves.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveJun 3

Quantity has a quality all on its own.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveMay 7

What I don't understand about fanfic writers is why they don't Google the mundane details (driving distance, city landmarks, etc) instead of making stuff up? Be creative with the plot and research the functional details. #ao3

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveMay 3

The Devil Wears Prada 2 was fantastic! So well done, lots of energy, lots of fashion. Like the entire theater was so excited!!!

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏

@itsme_urstrulyApr 28

Priorities

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@humanxmaybeApr 21

i hope this email kills us both instantly

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveApr 12

Why is bacon so delicious? Like leaps and bounds more delicious than chicken and pork. Not more delicious than the perfect steak.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveFeb 10

Zara should have gone straight to the airport after her mum’s house. Idiot!!! #Steal on Amazon is too good.

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i have no more passwords left in me

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I really cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time.

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Amanda E. Johnson@PrettyPensiveFeb 7

You know heroin chic is coming back because Lean Cuisine is spending big on these commercials.

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