Helping women optimize fertility + natural birth(keeper) | Wife, mom of 2 | homesteader & aspiring midwife 🪷 former tech mgr

Kentucky, USA
Joined May 2025
Btw, my labs came back. Iron etc dropped significantly but to be expected; I started with phenomenal stores and they're still great for this stage. CBC good. Will take my fasting insulin with this week's glucose readings and calculate HOMA-IR. Glucose readings have been amazing.
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Me watching all the celebrities get the eye hood surgery
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I know that Billy post is rage bait but genuinely who is that lmao
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Has anyone ever been butt-patted to sleep as an adult? Seems like it would be quite nice.
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Ok we've gone TOO FAR with the barrel pants, people
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My husband would see this and say "I'll give you some probiotic facial moisturizer 😏"
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It was nice being at the grandparents' today as I got some rest and relaxed a bit. Took a nap, enjoyed my children, ate a good meal. But I fear I have been sitting TOO much as now i can barely walk, oops 😵‍💫
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Can someone let all of the politicians know I'm not voting? They can stop sending me texts.
Can someone please let all of the politicians know that I have voted? They can stop sending me texts now. Okay, thanks.
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Arielle🪷 retweeted
Replying to @LeadingReport
hey so can we actually not do this right more i have to give birth in like 2 months
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We came to the grandparents' so husband could help them with taxes and they let me take a nap 🙌 i feel much better if still a little tired.
Stomach has been tight all morning and suddenly hit with a wave of exhaustion all I want to do is lay on the couch and nap 🫩
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Please don't talk about your toddlers like this in my presence, thanks.
Replying to @PrimallyRooted
No, they don’t, they’re just assholes
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Did I ever show you guys my sewing machine? 💜
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Stomach has been tight all morning and suddenly hit with a wave of exhaustion all I want to do is lay on the couch and nap 🫩
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I feel like I'm massively uneducated on this but like do toddlers have hormonal cycles? I feel like their behavior is cyclical, like we'll go through great amazing days and then there's like a complete shit show of a day and there seems to be some sort of pattern to it
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I guess I'm not actually *massively* uneducated I understand that behavioral changes typically precede cognitive leaps but I meant like smaller cycles.
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Honestly that mindset in itself is a huge help in natural birth. The pain in labor isn’t pointless, it’s your body working towards a good end. Being able to make yourself not brace against the pain and relax through the contractions literally makes them a lot easier to bear, and often makes them less painful. I have nothing against the choice of an epidural. I have my hang ups and things I’m aware are a bigger risk with them, but I don’t think it’s a bad choice or an inferior one. I’ve had 3 unmedicated births so far and will probably have another. I’ve found a method that works so well for me, that it’s only truly painful during transition and pushing, which after my first, has only lasted a few minutes with my subsequent births.
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Oooh Switzerland #wintertwin
Every winter in America has a twin somewhere else on Earth. Chicago's is Norway, Nashville's is Scotland, and Dallas gets the south of France.
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In fact I believe the opposite of the trad view; I believe sex can only be fully loving if it's NON procreative, else it has the stink of death in it, potentially of the mother or child or both, and in the fact that every cradle is a grave and a soul that could go to hell. Of course this is why there's no sex in heaven. At least Christianity has that going for it!
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I think if a person is showing up to church in rags they probably need to be there and the congregation, displaying a true adherence to God's word, would be kind and welcoming.
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All of you self righteous asshats need to stfu no one cares if you got on and you'll fuckin do it again too becauae it was the best experience of your life go sit in a k hole and ruminate on the experience then kthxbai
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These stupid things are so good I just ate like 3 of them. My mom needs to stop sending me snacks.
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