Hank

The women of Philadelphia have discovered Max Kepler

So you’re saying there’s a chance

Not gonna lie, I’ve been pretty impressed with McCarthy tonight. According to the broadcast, KOC should have babied him instead of criticizing him. His throws look much more layered and he’s making good decisions

While I’m excited to get Faber back, unfortunately the wild are gonna send down the wrong guy. Bogosian is an absolute liability on the ice. I don’t give a shit how close he is to 1000 games, he sucks

Confirmed, Jack and Luke to Minnesota

Let’s state facts: Ben Johnson’s first year with Chicago. He leads the Bears to an 11-6 record and NFC North title. Lions got eliminated by JJ McCarthy (lol) losing 23-10 and missed the playoffs. Currently, the Bears are again atop the NFC North.

More Lions slurs this fan base is INSUFFERABLE holy shit. I am sorry to the real Hank Conger and all Asians but I’m happy I got to see what pieces of shit root for the Lions because now I have a real team to hate watch

I almost nailed it

I wish Vikings Twitter would’ve warned me about how sensitive lions fans are. I thought guardian fans were bad jfc. Sorry Detroit I’ll use a different example, Mike Tomlin, or Tony Dungy. Are you happy?

This is fucking incredible lol

Guys throwing out Asian slurs (I’m not Hank conger). Typical Detroit fan

I’ve slept on it and I still agree with this. I know the dead cap makes it tricky. But I promise you he’s not playing out his contract in Minnesota. Trading him in season now would probably get the best value, but will send a tough message to the d who’s played their asses off

Welp lions fans found this and I offended their big bad wolf. Your guy likes to go for it on 4th on his own 15 yard line while Ben Johnson took a basement team to atop the division and possibly the NFC in 2 years

This absolutely tops the Brosmer Seattle game. Because Seattle has a legitimate defense and it was in Seattle. This is the worst quarterback performance I’ve witnessed in my 46 years on this earth

I wish the JJ Stans weren’t so fucking annoying, because I agree, trading him for a fifth was stupid, and he was the best quarterback on the roster. That isn’t saying much.

This might be an emotional take in the moment, but if we don’t trade for a quarterback, you might as well trade Jefferson now because he has 1,000,000% asking for a trade at the end of the season. Get as much as you can right now.

Nolan Teasley better look like this right now calling the Raiders

I would absolutely kill for these stats right now

I’m afraid Minnesota is gonna make the same mistake Detroit did and let the better coach leave for a head coaching job

The broadcast is just openly laughing at us I’ve never seen anything like it