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Tweeting the daily verbal that comes in via the Professional Shop at a Golf Club. Retweets & mentions are our speciality. #PSW #ProShopWankers

The Golf Club Pro-Shop
Joined July 2013
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So who is gonna win at RP? A top 10 in the world or a journeyman?
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I know there are so many wankers about but this guy has got the July crown 👑 “Found this Z-Star on the course and it’s got a crack in it. Do you think Srixon will replace it?” 😮 You found the fucker! Buried for weeks in a ditch. It’s 5 yrs old at least and you didn’t buy it!
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You’re a serious club golfer, handicap irrelevant….. Would you ever wear that oil rag shit from Druids?
76%No, it’s a fire hazard
24%Yes, I ❤️ the tramp look
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Over 75% against the brand of the pub society. Interesting. Next question who actually buys Vice balls? 🥴
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Click here for more-onlypaige.com
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I follow loads of #foremost pros and all I see is exactly the same social post at the same time. Today was Nemesis hole day. So unoriginal and lazy
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It’s a Golf Central week in studio for me 🤰🏻… don’t miss tonight’s show at 7pm ET on @GolfChannel with @chambleebrandel as we recap Rd 2 @FarmersInsOpen … Nick Dunlap’s big pro announcement ahead of @attproam , more from @PGAShow & @LPGA first full field event this season.
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Proud to be an @UnderArmour brand ambassador 😊 NOTE: This video comes with a warning ⚠️ #underarmourgolf #underarmour #brandambassador
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Replying to @ProShopWankers
Add 'No wood covers'. Boils my pi.........
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How about a push trolly that some JD Sports equipped moron is actually pulling with the front wheel in the air?! That’s gotta be the worst!
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Biggest golf ick? 🤓😱🥴
4%Pull Trolley
40%Towel in waistband
44%Iron Covers
11%Druids Clothing (any)
560 votes • Final results
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It’s Masters Week! 💚💚💚 And to celebrate I’m giving away £10,000 worth of amazing golf prizes! 👉 dunesgolfcentre.co.uk/compet… #usmasters #pgatour #greenjacket #golf
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Biggest golf ick? 🤓😱🥴
4%Pull Trolley
40%Towel in waistband
44%Iron Covers
11%Druids Clothing (any)
560 votes • Final results
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This was my dad’s browser history.
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A £600 trolley with some scrap wood so they save £20. I’d be giving this clown a free device holder in front of his mates
Just when you think that you’ve seen it all! 😳 Spotted today outside the Pro Shop, a home-made wooden @MotocaddyGolf accessory! 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ @secretclubprov
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Steve Bruce on hearing the news that Frank Lampard has been sacked. #Everton
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The business nous of a lot of golf clubs is incredible. The annual 18 holes with a bacon roll winter deal hasn’t worked for the last 20 years but this year could be pork’s big break through !
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