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Attorney, elder emo, cat mom, keeper of ducks, moderate. Indycar Plus One. Big college football fan. SC Native ➡️ Midwest Princess 👑

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I am a Times New Roman 12pt Millennial. I will not be elaborating further.
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Millennials are just 30 to 40 years old who look like 20 to 30 years old and feel like 80 to 90 years old
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i may be woke but one thing ima always do is deadname the fuck outta twitter
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Mississippi Democratic Senate nominee Scott Colom flips Forrest County, named after Ku Klux Klan founder Nathan Bedford Forrest.
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Forgive us our student loan debt as you have forgiven corporations and billionaires their taxes. Milennials 24:7
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I was at my grandparents the night of the 5th HP book release. Memaw said no but she was asleep by 10pm. My Papa quietly walked into the living room where I was watching tv & said, "Wanna go get that book?" I read it in 24hrs. I was ten years old & it's one of my fondest memories
When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
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I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Mississippi, you beautiful bitch, you better hurry up and get over here!
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The Millenials are here.
I’m sorry but this sht is sending me they putting the right ppl in office 😭👏🏾
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Give Millennials the ball. We’re pushing 40 and still being told to wait our turn by people who need help opening a PDF. Move. We’ve got shit to fix.
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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Millennials the most hated generation bc the brainwashing didn’t work on us lmao.
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New ‘The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping’ broadcast just aired on CNN during U.S. Election Night coverage. 🎥: KevOutKevin
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In retrospect... maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea
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i dunno man, it seems unlikely that an author who hadn't written shit in that universe for ages wrote a book about a young man getting sucked into the alt right just as america was beginning its slide into fascism and a book on propaganda mid genocide as cash grabs
the hunger games prequels just feel like cash grabs, despite people saying that the author only wrote them because she had something to say or whatever, and the way they promote the movies just reinforces that belief
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bro can these hackers do something useful instead of screwing over working class people, why are you hacking fucking grocery store fridges you stupid fucks
Supermarkets across Europe have been hit by a cyberattack that causes fridges and freezers to heat up to 122°F Stores have dumped spoiled food following the attack
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“Stop being so political.” Babe, I would LOVE to go back to painting flowers and talking to the moon, but apparently basic human rights are still up for debate.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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