Starbucks Probs

Bogo more like bo-no

Sorry but you can't get a skinny anything around here

You better be nice to me I'm the one that controls what goes your drink

When you're tall and blonde and someone orders a tall blonde and you're just like

It's so cute when i call out a venti latte and then two seconds later you say is this my venti latte lol just kidding please stop

Don't ask me how I'm doing if you're going to spout off what you want in the same breathe

RT if you want to wear your nose ring on the floor #gethowardsattention

RT if you want to be able to show your tattoos on the floor

Rt if you went to work today purposely misspelling everyone names #gessika

*scans customers phone to pay for order* Customer- I have a free one Me

"Ima get sugar free nonfat no whip drink but also that chocolate croissant" like okay???!!!!?????

"Lies to customer about the milk I used"

There is no such things as a Frappuchino "light" sorry white girls

"I said no whip cream" Me-"then take it off???!!!???"

*pretends not to see you try to get my attention through the window*

You CANT JUST SCAN YOUR PHONE WHENEVER YOU WANT

You don't know how hard your life is until you don't have a pitcher rinser

"Can you give me a ten and two fives and five ones" "Aww I'm so sorry our sign actually says Starbucks not Bank of America"

When I ask u for ur name how bout you give me the short version like Liz not eellllizzzaaabbbeeetthhhh