Call me “doctor” and I’ll punch you in the throat. Professor testing the power of tenure every day.

Washington DC
Joined May 2013
I will be speaking at @gwbusiness event on Thursday, September 17 | 6–8 p.m. Jackie Restaurant, Washington The title of the talk is "Throw Out Your Assumptions About Whistleblowing" All are invited. Register here: lnkd.in/gHqzgnKK @GWtweets @gwlaw
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Who says Miami Notre Dame isn't a rivalry this is at Hard Rock watching ND lose
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Here is the clip of BYU football coach Kalani Sitake's simple and profound testimony of the gospel of Jesus Christ on @CollegeGameDay this morning. Check it out:
Kalani Sitake just bore testimony on national television of the gospel of Jesus Christ, saying that it blesses every aspect of your life. Masterclass in using your platform to share light in normal and natural ways.
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LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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BYU IS EMPTYING THE KITCHEN SINK!!! MOST DISRESPECTED TEAM IN THE COUNTRY YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT! COUG NATION RISE UP #provodave
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The wealthy have a money trick. When they need cash, they don't sell their stocks. They borrow against them. @ripe_dao is live on Robinhood Chain, home of tokenized stocks. Deposit SPCX, NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, GOOGL, or GME and borrow dollars against them in seconds. No bank. No credit check. No selling. Don't sell. Borrow. 💚 @RobinhoodCrypto → ripe.finance
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Dentist did a 3D X-ray of my jaw before a root canal and said I wouldn't be able to open the raw data, it needs specialized software. It's 800 DICOM files. Asked Claude Code to make me a viewer. Two prompts later... this is nicer than what he showed me on his screen.
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An AI agent buys search by the call, data by the page, compute by the second. Fractions of a cent, thousands of times a day. That breaks every payment system ever built. Except one. New film, 7 minutes: the money the agent economy will run on. @hightop_hq already does.
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This looks like it could be amazing!! LA Olympics 2028
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Alternative title: “Mothers choose real purpose over pretending they can beat an index fund.” It’s amazing how clueless academia is papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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In 2007, I was sitting on a large amount of undrawn commitments to invest in bombed out MBS securities. Didn’t invest at all until 2008, didn’t get fully invested until March 2009. It’s 2007 for Private Credit. Come home to DoubleLine.
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Good explanation of nihilist philosophy
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My mom was a badass. Pilot's license at 15. Helicopter instructor & the only female pilot at her airport. She lived an adventurous life, broke barriers for women (not that she cared, she was just living her life her way) & repeatedly says the best thing she ever did was have kids. Happy Women's Day.
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I love how feminist complain about a patriarchy— when in fact, all men are greatly controlled by either their mother or their spouse. Great women know this.
AJ Dybantsa, the potential No. 1 pick in the NBA Draft, says he might stay in college another year 🤯 He said his mom wants him to graduate with a college degree (via @Deseret)
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I'm still not over the fact the ACLU made it all the way to the Supreme Court to argue against women’s sex-based rights and could neither define “woman” nor “sex."
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BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court just ruled in a 6–3 decision that California's school policy keeping secrets from parents about their children's gender transitions is unconstitutional.
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All pedo’s need to be locked up. This graphic of @realDonaldTrump name in Epstein emails is using volume to assume guilt. The data sucks for this purpose. It leaves out a big factor—he began his campaign in 2015. All humanity has talked about Trump 100x since 2015
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I wish the DNC would watch this
NOW - Citadel's CEO says decisions made under the Biden administration "were so so poorly thought out in terms of economic consequences, it cost the U.S. economy dearly."
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I’m not a big fan of government regulation, but I am a big fan of punishing regulatory capture. This is a big case of regulatory capture
🚨MONSANTO LIED. PEOPLE DIED. NOW THEY WANT IMMUNITY. The Supreme Court will decide FRIDAY whether to hear Bayer/Monsanto’s Roundup cancer case. THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER! SHARE THIS NOW! If they take it — and Bayer wins — pesticide manufacturers could get permanent immunity, even when their products cause cancer and their approvals were based on fraud. Here’s the play: - Bayer says the EPA didn’t require a cancer warning - So they shouldn’t be liable for not including one - Even though Roundup’s EPA approval was based on a ghostwritten, retracted study - Even though Roundup causes non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma - And even though thousands were never warned This case isn’t just about Roundup. If SCOTUS grants review and rules in Bayer’s favor, it could set a precedent shielding over 57,000 pesticide products—and every future pesticide—from liability. That means: → As long as a company “follows the label,” they’re immune. → Even if the label was based on fraud, manipulation, or ghostwritten junk science. 57,000+ pesticides. Zero accountability. This isn’t just regulatory capture. It’s a blueprint for legal immunity built on deception. 📣 SCOTUS must DENY REVIEW. 📢 We’ve got 48 hours to flood the zone. Tag everyone. Share the retracted study. Let DC know: NO IMMUNITY FOR POISON. NO JUSTICE FOR FRAUD. @amtoxicology @RobSchneider
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