Dude is a failed man-boy punter. A fucking punter. And he’s now the Rosetta Stone of sports discourse? Fuck him. Fuck his fans. Fuck everyone who looks like him. And I hope the girl he took to prom gets a uti.
A FUCKING PUNTER.
Just realized im like three months older than tom hardy and i don’t know why that fact is now fing with my brain.
For the last time: IM NOT GIVING YOUR KIDS THE DRUGS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON. Now take your bite size snickers and go home.
Thinking I need to freshen the mani/pedi before next week’s security event
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
- Mark Twain
Things that are more interesting than watching this United debacle
So very happy i didn’t go out to the bar to watch this match because rage drinking this early has consequences.
Three of four will immediately get you out of the apartment of a creepy used bicycle dealer. One will wait. Choose wisely.




















