@ProfessorGetter

CEO, hypothetical future corporation // 💕 @voiles1910 // stream Homie Vulgaris

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i'm ivy
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Mark Duplass
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u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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THE BEST SODA IN THE WORLD
dan HB SPOILERS@kastkiOct 23
moxxie defender til i die
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chuds discovered BCE Chinese tech. in another 2500 years they might discover how to build good roads
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@JakeTbirdOct 21
A magazine-fed bow. Suddenly I'm a lot more interested in archery. No background check, no registration, no waiting period, because it isn't a firearm. Democrats can't stand that sentence. California Rep. Kevin Mullin already has a federal bill to reclassify high-powered airguns as firearms so the gun rules can reach them. That's the playbook. When the law can't touch something, Democrats change what the word "gun" means. Watch the engineering here and ask yourself how long before they come for this one.
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maybe the funniest/coolest thing he has ever done
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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did you know that if you mix tuna and cottage cheese add some garlic and sriracha then throw it in the microwave for about 1-2min my wife will get really mad at me
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can Iran please hit mossad hq again?
𝑽𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒌𝒂🪷@fckitanywayOct 19
i used to be left-wing, but then you grow up, become independent, study, read, and understand how the world actually works. now i'm far-right.
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𝕚𝕧𝕪@ProfessorGetterOct 17
micro targeted for the will grahams among us
wildfoxworld@wildfoxworldOct 17
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 20
no that rules trans humanism is NOW. you can mold your own body. you are no longer a slave to its wills.
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BUY BABIES! SELL BABIES!!! stream links below!
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micro targeted for the will grahams among us
wildfoxworld@wildfoxworldOct 17
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Made a shirt you probably shouldn’t wear anywhere homievulgaris.bigcartel.com/…
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 15
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"please stop bombing kids is a political statement" aside, a keffiyeh scrunchie? they're two different things lmao
StopAntisemitism
@StopAntisemitesOct 14
UCLA Ronald Reagan ER - a patient seeking care was shocked to see political messaging in the treatment area: a water bottle displaying Palestinian propaganda and a nurse wearing a keffiyeh scrunchie. Why is political advocacy allowed in a place where patients should be receiving care?
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she's mine now and we live together. mission accomplished
لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 13
Your second priority should be your career. Your first should be that weird girl from twitter
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puella delicata@Voiles1910Oct 9
puppy girl who’s a pug and dysphoric because she can breath
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In/Pacino/Out@slime_machineOct 8
Heads up! Won’t be commentating anymore. And yes, I have been porking Joe’s ex-wife. Much love to the CDL and the scene. Busting down nearly every single night. Down to come back whenever! But yeah just digging her out regularly and loudly. Locking the thread, have a great night!
Clint "Maven" Evans
@MavenOct 7
I’ll be stepping away from the CDL for the foreseeable future. As some of you know, I was very close to my casting partner Joe and his family. Maurisa was one of my best friends. We remained friends, after they divorced, and along the way it became more than that and we started dating. I understand how unconventional/taboo it is. It’s truly not something I ever foresaw happening. I hope that one day I’ll be back working on the CDL. If not, it was a hell of a ride, and I appreciate the love over the years. Please continue to show support to Joe, the CDL, and its talent!
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