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Never believe anything just because some professor said it. History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.

New York, NY
Joined October 2016
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@FreshDirect driver had we assume been delivering to a neighbor. It's dark and they messed up. But critters have already been getting at the food. So I open a chat. And they say eventually they're coming today to pick it up but can't give a time so we get on the plane. 2/x
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I say that this morning we were told that they could come get it today and am told that I never contacted them this morning. I ask to talk to a manager bc stories are not getting straight and they hang up. 4/x
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What the hell, @FreshDirect ? I've used you for years and you can't clean up--literally--the mess you've made? Unbelievable. 5/x
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Left for vacation first thing this morning and it has been a DAY. @FreshDirect is doing what they can to wreck it. At 5:00 this morning we open the door to leave to find that last night a Freshdirect driver had dropped food we didn't order off in front of our house. 1/x
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Trumpists are now learning about corporate personhood...
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The nice thing about online forms is that I now get emails with subject lines "Completed. Complete Incomplete Form." Lewis Carroll has nothing on academia when it hits its stride.
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It's telling that every voter who preferred the Affordable Care Act to Obamacare voted for Trump.
Welker: Do you have an actual plan at this point for health care? Trump: Yes. We have concepts of a plan that will be better. Welker: Still just concepts? Do you have a fully developed plan?
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The annual fight over the wreath has begun. My wife has now rejected my suggestions of naming it A-Wreatha Franklin, Wreath Witherspoon, Wreathus Pieces, Jack Wreather, and, in a surprise move, refuses to even consider Wreath Should Exceed Grasp.
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I've checked all the parenting books I can find and so far none explain how to convince your ten year old to stop editing Wikipedia entries.
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Hunter Biden is probably a creep but the outrage over his father pardoning him is silly. I'd pardon my son in his shoes no matter what. Save the outrage for when Biden leaves people on death row for Trump to have them put to death.
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My wife says that I apparently am not Christmas minded enough to pick out a wreath for the front door.
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As others have said, incompetence is our best bet on surviving four more years. That and not reading the news too often.
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Love that a bunch of racists are insisting that illegal immigrants are the reason there's a resurgence of measles while allying themselves with idiots who refuse to get vaccinated.
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1. There’s an argument I want to discuss. It goes something like this: Donald Trump’s policies are going to alienate some of the people who voted for him.
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The bot to human ratio has definitely changed some. Bots, do YOU think it should be a historian or an historian?
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Dear @Onion: If #infowars works out, any interest in a social media site? Don't want to use its name so we'll just call it X for now...
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Some Professor retweeted
“And which great efficiency expert will lead this important new effort to streamline?” “Actually there will be two people in charge”
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Sonia Sotomayor has every right to work as long as she wants. She has done more for the world than most of us. Leave her alone.
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Some Professor retweeted
angry disaffected young men have always been a problem but they used to put on eyeliner and start bands
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