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@cassandycheeks.bsky.social | Guitar and Vocals for Winter Ginger | Alleged Bambi Lesbian | Lover of Art Deco and Modern Farmhouse’s most avid hater

Kansas City, MO
Joined June 2020
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My friend has notifications on for my tweets so every time I post it vibrates her butt a little πŸ’•
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bruh my bottom is cock mogging me
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Is Seven Havens actually good? I’ve been holding off on watching it cause the first clips I saw of it looked REALLY bad 😭
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You tell someone you’re trans and this is immediately what they think of you 😭
So many people need to be Hugged its wild
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The people on here who always talk about how reactionary trans women are fascinate me cause like do you go out in public? One conversation with a cis person after hanging out with trans women feels like I went from talking to a normal person to speaking with Hitler himself
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Also I met Selene from Underworld :)
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Getting a footjob in the hot tub from a girl who has your deadname just might save you actually
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re dressed up as Digger’s hot sleazebag sister?
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I need more cis women friends all of the trans girls I’m friends with are too small to trade clothes with 😭
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Trying to put together a Halloween costume and so far none of my friends have been of any help lmfao
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Anyone know of any good alternatives for through the breach in a vintage cube? I’m on Cauldron dance at the moment but it’s 6 mana and a 2 color card so I’m not sure people will want to draft it enough
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If this car creaks one more time while I’m driving I’m gonna blow my shit smoove off, today has been the worst day I don’t need fucking car trouble
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Anyone in Tennessee able to put me up for a night? My friend I’m traveling with got arrested and I need a place to stay for a night
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At first I thought the bracket system was a good idea for commander but after having played lots of pickup games since it was released I feel like it just made everyone complain more about what their opponents are playing instead of putting them on the same page power level wise
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It also had the unintended effect of telling people they needed to play at a certain speed, most casual edh I’ve played outside of game stores is friends making draft chaff decks that take two+ hours and 10-12 turns to win.
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The hypothetical guy who plays thoracle turn 4 in casual edh wasn’t a widespread problem so making an entire homogenized set of rules to tell him to slow down was a mistake imo
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No seriously, and it’s always someone who’s reading something titled β€œHow to Rewire Your Brain” or smth similar. Like why does your lobotomized ass even get to vote? 😭
I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human
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What’s up with everywhere in the south not having Dr Pepper?
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I love my friends πŸ˜…πŸ’•
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