Joined August 2026
Sneezed in class on purpose so I could farm bless you’s before my exam
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Seahawks and Madrid win today i’m sleeping good
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Christian 🇨🇴 retweeted
Can’t believe this is my midfielder😭💞😭💞😭
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IM DONE WITH YOU DARNOLD BRING LOCK BACK
Sam Darnold legacy game 😭🩷
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Sam Darnold legacy game 😭🩷
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GIVE NJIGBA HIS MVP MANNNNN
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PATRICK MAHOMES COME HERE
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NICK EMANWORIIIIIIIIIIII I FUCKING LOVE YOU
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“Mourinho is washed” “Diomande was a waste of money” “Leauge lost in september” “Vini is a cuck” CHAT TO ME NOWWWWWW
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Christian 🇨🇴 retweeted
The game has been won before it started, Real Madrid simply cant lose with Ballon D'or Mbappe
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WALK IN YO TRAP AND TAKE OVER YO TRAP @FCBarcelona
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Real Madrid deadass better without Vini
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GIVE HIM HIS BALON D’OR 🤍
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Christian 🇨🇴 retweeted
MBAPPE GIVING BARCA BELTTTTTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Christian 🇨🇴 retweeted
We weren’t washed at 40 like “Drake”
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Bought the new foldable iphone just to get left on read by 2 girls at once
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A girl just told me “you’re so adorable, it makes it hard to sexualize you”
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NEVER TELL THE WORLD YOUR DREAMS.
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snuck into the girls sleepover as the gay hb and they brought a dude to test me
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thinking about pre-clone goob
My man is always there for me 😭😭😭💕💕💕💕
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