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The greatest championship season by a driver in the history of Formula 1: Alain Prost - 1986. A thread
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so now they’re trying to tell us F1 drivers have life as hard as the common folk
this is the same guy who wakes up middle of the night to test car set ups, of course only very few people are capable of working as hard as him, even when the car tries to kill him multiple times he still gives 100%
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then stop simracing Max, I want to see you travel to a different track every hour if you want to race anytime anywhere
Max Verstappen on WFH workers being lazy: "Know what is a big problem in this world? A lot of people want to work from home. That's a problem because that makes you lazy. You are not fully occupied with what you have to do." ...So out of touch it's incredible
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Im so glad I stopped repping this team after 2024 because wow they truly collect Ls after Ls
.@Adobe today is announcing that it is getting into F1 with a sponsorship of @AlpineF1Team that is focused on AI. ➡️ Alpine will use tools from the San Jose-based software company like Adobe GenStudio to make AI generated content for fans.
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scientists discover a new cat at home
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his name is Bagheera and he’s the first male my family’s ever officially adopted, and funnily enough he shares the same name as our first and only (until now) male cat that we had found in our garage about 10 years ago who we lost a while ago unfortunately (he’s probably not dead, we just genuinely lost him). He’s also the first purebred cat we’ve ever had
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radical leftist muslims destroying France in 1789 and 1830
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fuck kelly piquet
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5th fastest driver in Barcelona today as well according to B-Pillar. still doesnt have a job next year
Victor Martins in his rookie WEC Hypercar season so far (5 rounds), using The B Pillar data: - fastest Alpine (36) driver 3 times - overall fastest Alpine driver twice - fastest lap of the 36 car 3 times, +0.128s and +0.012s off being the fastest IN EVERY ROUND - never the slowest of crew or team - amazing first stint at Le Mans - became the qualifying driver for the 36 after 3 rounds - fastest Alpine qualifying driver in his first try in Brazil (he qualifed P3) and fastest qualifying driver OVERALL using optimal lap times in COTA (both tracks he was discovering) - 5th fastest driver overall last weekend in COTA - on his debut at Imola, he set the fastest lap of the race just 3 laps into his stint - is possibly seatless next year
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toyota are just inevitable
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obviously not as severe but this still stands today
whoever you think the unluckiest racing driver in history is, you’re dead wrong its Victor Martins
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why did we pit with 10 minutes to go.
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OH MY GOD BRO HE’S STUCK BEHIND THE 7 ON OLD TIRES GIVE ME A BREAK
COME ON MY KING. GET THAT PODIUM
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how is the 50 so far ahead of the 36? Did they not change every tire?
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COME ON MY KING. GET THAT PODIUM
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and he’s STILL faster😭😭 my fucking goat
🚨🎬 EN VIDÉO | Magnifique dépassement de Victor Martins 🇫🇷 (Alpine #36) sur Antonio Fuoco 🇮🇹 (Ferrari #50), quelques instants après l'arrêt aux stands du pilote italien ! 👉 L'Alpine #36 est provisoirement P3, à 1h10 de la fin de la course. #WEC #6HBarcelona 🇪🇸
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ANDDDDD WE’RE GONNA GET JUMPED BY THE 15 IN THE PITS😂😂😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫
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Victor Martins gets in the car, probably to go to the end, and hopefully fighting for 4th
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WHAT IF I KIL’ MYWELF HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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wow. surely the guy he’s responding to has done something truly horrific, which could not be pointing out Senna was a pedophile, right? Nobody would react this way to this, right?
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