𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —

( snickering away. ) Ah… but your minimum wage jobs gotta be relaxing atleast. Unless you’d prefer a more intense profession.

All ya need to know is I help people and catch criminals… I guess the most I can say is I’m similar to a cop, but like alot more intense. ( nods, nods, then crossing his arms over his torso ) And I travel to space on occasion. But that’s all you’re gettin’ Nyhehe! —>

❝︎ Hey it’s fine so am I! ❞

❝︎ Head, stomach, tush, ya name it! ❞

❝︎ Literally everything about you is round man. ❞

❝︎ H-Hmph! Says you! You got one too! ❞

right? ( Beaming a smile at him. )

Oh sweet! ( Seems the feline didn’t care if this job was exciting or not. He’s just happy Dwight is making money in some regard! ) It may not be the most exciting job in the world but you’re still helping around. Plus, you’re getting a paycheck. Nothing wrong with that —>

❝︎ Heck was that laugh for huh? ❞

That fat belly jiggled around from the pats.

❝︎ It’s finnnnnne really. I don’t see anyone around now do I? So who cares if ya check your bottom out. ❞

❝︎ Alright, alright… I can show ya the gadgets I got! ❞

❝︎ I saw you squish your whole cheeks in. Yes, I know ya got em. Don’t worry I do the same thing! ❞

❝︎ I do… but why would you be interested in that crap? ❞

❝︎ . . .Ohhhh! Your checkin your butt out! I get it, I get it. ❞

❝ Pfft- what do I gotta show ya? More of my stomach? ❞

❝︎ Fair enough. Sure you can show me! Curious about it now that you brought it up. ❞

❝︎ I got my own place. But if ya want me over I don’t mind… although what would we do there? ❞ Head tilt.

Bouncy belly this fat ass cat got!