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PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
UNSTABLE COIN — FORMAL OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT
Dear Mr Huang @JensenHuang
Following a thorough recruitment process consisting of seeing your name trending, we are delighted to offer you the position of Chief Instability Officer at Unstable Coin.
Remuneration
You will receive 0.69% of the total token supply. This figure reflects our commitment to competitive compensation and our refusal to let HR round it up.
Key responsibilities
- Accelerate our chart using whatever you were putting in those graphics cards.
- Deliver keynote speeches in a leather jacket until investors stop asking.
- Manage sensitive relationships.
- Describe all sudden price collapses as “a transition to next-generation infrastructure.”
Benefits
You will enjoy unlimited annual leave, unrestricted jacket expenses and a board whose expectations are already exceptionally low.
To accept, please sign below.
We look forward to building something unstable together.
Yours sincerely,
The Board of Unstable Coin
Human Resources. Limited Resources. No Reserves.
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solana:CB9dDufT3ZuQXqqSfa1c5kY935TEreyBw9XJXxHKpump will choose violence once things are back to normal
OG meme
1 yr+ history + battle tested + listed on mutiple T1 CEX
Under $2M is a joke
Wait until people learn $USDUC is under $2M
- listed on @BinanceUS, @krakenfx and more
- existing on nearly every major chain including @solana, @RobinhoodApp, @base etc.
- stellar community with diamond balls
Billions programmed, unstable brethren
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Baby steps.
We filed for the zauth trademark in May, and after 6 months, we've cleared the @uspto opposition period.
Our official registration comes early 2027, and it covers zauth's name for cybersecurity and penetration testing.
Excited to check off this box and own our name.
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We filed for the zauth trademark in May, and after 6 months, we've cleared the @uspto opposition period.
Our official registration comes early 2027, and it covers zauth's name for cybersecurity and penetration testing.
Excited to check off this box and own our name.
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Wait until people learn $USDUC is under $2M
- listed on @BinanceUS, @krakenfx and more
- existing on nearly every major chain including @solana, @RobinhoodApp, @base etc.
- stellar community with diamond balls
Billions programmed, unstable brethren
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