Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch!
iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID
Customer: So what do I do here?
Me:
Me: my AirPod Pros are crackling. I believe there’s a quality program for this problem
Genius: yeah, they’re 2 months outside of coverage
Me: fuck. I’ll buy a new set.
That’s how you customer, you fucking pieces of shit.