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Finally become pumployed 👇
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PUMPLOYED — The job market for crypto
One-liner: LinkedIn for the pump.fun trenches
The idea. Everyone came to Pump to make money. Some of us actually got Pumployed. The joke is a LinkedIn clone where degens post "thrilled to announce" updates about becoming CTO of a rugged memecoin
The Pump Resume (the core product). Connect your wallet — Phantom, or just paste any Solana address — and the app builds your profile from live chain data in about 20 seconds:
Your real pump.fun identity: username, profile picture, follower count
Tokens launched and how many graduated — pulled straight from pump.fun's records
Trading volume and profitable-calls %, computed from your actual recent transactions
Tokens held (with portfolio value in SOL), SOL balance, total transactions, failed transactions ("we've all been there"), your busiest trading day, and how long you've been in the trenches
Your best launch, with its market cap, linking to the real coin page
The star feature that we built for pumployed :
Live Callouts. The feed includes a live board of real pump.fun tokens — the day's top runner, the biggest cap, the day's casualty, and brand-new mints caught seconds after deploy — with real market caps, ages, and 24-hour moves. Each row clicks through to the actual coin on pump.fun. (Built around Pumpfun's Callout Rewards update: on the real app)
The whole social layer works. Post to the feed (with images or video), comment, repost, save posts you've pumped, search everything live, follow people to build your Cabal, get real notifications with an unread badge, chat in DMs.
Get pumployed on pumployedfun.app
Introducing Callout Rewards
Callout tokens and get paid DAILY based on the volume your callout drives to a token.
Available to ALL USERS, exclusively on the Pumpfun app. Start earning now 👇
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Pump.fun charges trading fees of 0.3% to 1.25% on Solana tokens, not 0% as claimed in the thread. pump.fun/docs/fees
Wtf it’s Fart cancellation
cushion
Been a while we didn’t had any FART narrative in a while
a humorous CGI concept video for a "Fart Cancelling Chair Cushion" that uses tiny embedded speakers and sensors to detect fart soundwaves and emit opposing waves for instant cancellation, mimicking noise-cancelling headphones
$FCC
What should we name him?
1) Pillbert
2) Dilbert
3) Salary
Winners get 3 days of premium access to Pumployed, you get to see which hot female trencher from the office across is stalking you.
🤖 Made with AI
Head over to pumployedfun.app, paste a solana wallet and scrape a trencher/dev's employee profile.
All data feed is live and real. More features are currently being shipped.
Get pumployed today!